What a stupid thing to say to me...

[kellybely]

It's been a while, but don't think I haven't been keeping up with all of you. Oh yeah, my watchful eye is ever-present on this journal, so watch it. Anyway, I'm doing this installment Seinfeld style, here goes

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[ajw]

i've got a fever, and the only prescription is more kellybely

[kellybely]

i put on my pants just like everyone else, except once i'm in those pants, i make gold records :)

[ajw]

oh yeah, i was going to make a comment along the lines of 'when i'm around you, kelly, you can see my bulge even with baggy pants on ifyounowhaaaImeaan!',

but our sordid, often distastful sexual innuendos don't translate well across this lifeless intronet-superhighway

you coming up to Purdue anytime soon? say, tomorrow? because I'm not too busy.

[kellybely]

aw, sweetheart, i was totally following up with a quote you set up from SNL with Will Ferrell and Christopher Walken! well my face is red. the bulge comment of course would have been appreciated, and sadly no i won't be up to purdue. ah, i do miss our innuendo exchange, so keep it up.

hehe, keep it up...get it? no? too soon? ok. :)

[ajw]

oh, sweety-pie, i was right there with you on the christopher walken,... with the 'you'll all be wearing gold plated diapers' and what-not.

anyhow, I hope your not shattering any of those little elementary shool kid's lives with your problems... lord knows I would...

that reminded me this website where this guy draws an animal with a problem that somebody suggests. www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com

[kellybely]

those...are...awesome

[ajw]

yes they are.

I suggested he draw a narwhal (weird whale with a big horn on its head).

he was excited to, stating in his reply that, "the beautifully awkward narwhal shall feel my wrath!"