Retractions and Corrections
I have a few facts that i got wrong in my previous post, here i plan to correct them all:
Cromwell had a crush on Noel Gallagher, not Liam.
Neither myself nor Benjamin Netenyahu have ever called Jimmy Carter "A whiny southern Pussy"
To the best of my research i could find no evidence to support my claims of fascism in mrs. berry's third grade class.
Oliver Cromwell never won the "Big Ben's 82 Ouncer Challenge" at Jimmy Ray's Ye Olde Ribbe Shack
Cromwell's son's name was Richard, not Stephen.
The New Model Army's unform did not consist of "ass-less leather chaps and a performance fleece from Old Navy" it is well known that Cromwell was a huge fan of Urban Outfitters and was buried in his "God Squad" shirt.
I regret calling the revolution a "roaring bullshit carnival"
I'm not really sure where i got the statement about Cromwell having a gay affair with Alexander the Great, but my personal assistant informs me that they werent even alive at the same time.
Never again shall i call England "Land of short, ill tempered men with small penises and bad dental health" Ive heard the dental system there is improving greatly.
Lastly, Big Ups to all my homies that wrote me to tell me that Cromwell niether met, nor dueled, with Samuel Pepys. He should have though, that fag totally wrote in a Diary! what a fucking pussy! i coulda taken him...
Cromwell had a crush on Noel Gallagher, not Liam.
Neither myself nor Benjamin Netenyahu have ever called Jimmy Carter "A whiny southern Pussy"
To the best of my research i could find no evidence to support my claims of fascism in mrs. berry's third grade class.
Oliver Cromwell never won the "Big Ben's 82 Ouncer Challenge" at Jimmy Ray's Ye Olde Ribbe Shack
Cromwell's son's name was Richard, not Stephen.
The New Model Army's unform did not consist of "ass-less leather chaps and a performance fleece from Old Navy" it is well known that Cromwell was a huge fan of Urban Outfitters and was buried in his "God Squad" shirt.
I regret calling the revolution a "roaring bullshit carnival"
I'm not really sure where i got the statement about Cromwell having a gay affair with Alexander the Great, but my personal assistant informs me that they werent even alive at the same time.
Never again shall i call England "Land of short, ill tempered men with small penises and bad dental health" Ive heard the dental system there is improving greatly.
Lastly, Big Ups to all my homies that wrote me to tell me that Cromwell niether met, nor dueled, with Samuel Pepys. He should have though, that fag totally wrote in a Diary! what a fucking pussy! i coulda taken him...