Oscar Wilde said it best...

[kellsta]

It is a great nuisance.

I can't find anyone else to talk to...
.. and I'm so full of interesting information.

I feel like the latest edition of something or other.

Well,...
.. after some consideration,...
.. there's so much to do
there's only one thing to be done.

There comes a time in every son's life when he must indeed...
.. follow his father's advice.

I shall go to bed at once.