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[kellissima]

Dudes, I just left my keys (housekeys in Seattle, housekeys in Portland, keys to the two u-locks attached to my new fancypants bike) dangling in the spokes of my bike, parked outside work.

For two hours.

I might need to get one of those dorky belt-loop-key-rings.

Sometimes I have problems functioning effectively. I need some life skills.