Durnk...

Aug 03, 2005 11:19

I suppose last night I became a very durnk girl. I do not remember much, especially none of the crazy words that I said... Apparently it was so important to Caleb he decided to record all of it...
The situation was that I was very hungry and decided to make a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles... and I brought the bowl of food back to the loveseat and ate the shit out of it... This is my conversation with Caleb...

Kelli: "Should I swallow this or spit this out?" (cereal)
Caleb: "What?"
Kelli: "I don't want to be dry again. Mmmm, this is good, cartoons. Is it good?"
Caleb: "What, cereal? Yea..."
Kelli: "You don't know? No... is it? You erased my memory."
Kelli: "WHAT! Who are you typing to? I'm gonna... see watch who you are typing to. What? Are you talking to Beer? Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you."
Kelli: "Gimme some drink of some chocalate beer... milk."

In reality, Caleb had Notepad open and I was watching him record my crazy talk... But was stubbornly convinced that it was Beer...
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