Ten Things I Hate About...
Here are ten things I hate about most of my friends' relationships:
1. When I ask them to do something, they agree...but then, ten minutes before we're suppossed to hang out, all of a sudden the boyfriend gets pissed off and they cancel the plans we had (do I really need to explain why that pisses me off?).
2. When we actually do hang out, they always have to leave early to meet up with the boyfriend that they see every minute of every waking hour (like being away from him for 2 or 3 more hours will physically harm you)...ok, let me just say something...just because you're off work and school, and he's off work and school, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU MUST ALWAYS BE TOGETHER
3. When we finally get a chance to hang out a little bit, they call their boyfriend every 10 minutes, LIKE HE'S DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HE WAS DOING 10 MINUTES EARLIER...stop being a damn psycho
4. They can't go out of the house to hang out with friends unless the boyfriend comes with them...when I ask you to hang out, I mean YOU, not you and your damn boyfriend
5. They bitch to me about how their boyfriends are possessive and controlling and won't let them do anything, but when I say "that's not right for him to do that", suddenly I'm the bad guy and I'm jealous of you for having a relationship and I'm trying to sabbotage your wonderful relationship...yes, because that's my goal in life, to sabbotage everyone who has a relationship...ever, for eternity...gee, you caught me
6. The only thing they ever talk about is their boyfriends...well that's a signal, people...it's a sign that your life has dwindled down to nothing but a shadow of your boyfriend...not to be a bitch, but that's fucking pathetic...I don't want to fucking hear about your boyfriend when I'm talking to you, I really don't care what color jacket he wore today, fucking talk about something productive in your own life...but wait a minute, you don't have your own life anymore because you're UP HIS ASS
7. My friends are up their boyfriends asses
8. As soon as they get in relatinoships, suddenly it's ok for them to do the things that they got pissed off at me for doing in the past (i.e. hanging out with my boyfriend more than i hung out with my friends...well at least i fucking saw my friends every once in a while)...and im sorry, if your boyfriend gets pissy or whiney because you want to go out with your friends every once in a while, he's a fucking immature insecure little bitch that needs to grow up...and you girls out there that let them get to you like that need to fucking grow up too...if he breaks up with you because you went out with your friends, he's a fuckin psycho
9. They always get pissed off when I start hanging out with their other friends...first off, you people did the same thing to me when I was in my long relationship (hanging out with my friends without inviting me to go), and second, i fucking need something to do since your immature ass won't remove yourself from your boyfriend's anus.
10. Every aspect of their entire existence revolves around making their boyfriend happy...yeah, it's important to make your boyfriend happy, but if you're losing friends over it and if you're not happy, it's not fucking worth it. Are you that fucking desperate that you need to be with someone that makes you feel like shit and keeps you hoarded in his room away from civilization? Well it seems like a lot of people I know are that desperate.
I just have something to say in conclusion...to those of you that have ever criticized me for spending too much time with my boyfriend, FUCK YOU...you can kiss my fucking ass, because every single one of you is doing it ten times worse at this very moment...pissing off your friends, whoring up your friends, leaving your friends when you had plans, thinking your friends are conspiring against you to make you unhappy...well FUCK YOU...im fucking fed up with it and im done...you all need to grow the fuck up and realize that these men are not the type of men you will marry...none of you are going to marry the people you're with, and in the end, you won't have any friends...it's really sad, but that's the way it is...eventually you realize that when he tells you he's going to pick you up early from the club because he doesn't want you being out that late, or when he tells you he needs to go with you whenever you go out with your friends, you're gonna realize that that's not ok...sane people do not fucking act like that...I have a boyfriend that would do fucking anything for me, and every single night when i tell him im going to hang out with tony and donovan and mike and the entire gang of guys, he says "ok baby, have fun and call me when you get home"...that's a man , people, that's a fucking MAN...he's not insecure, he's not self-conscious, and he's not fucking psychotic...you should be trusted until given a reason not to be, and all you ladies have never given your guy reason not to trust you...NONE OF YOU...you may try to give excuses like, "well, one time i hung out with this dude..."...no, fuck that, your men are imbalanced and if they can't handle you going out once in a while, then they need to go...what ever happened to chicks before dicks? i guess times are changing...
that's all i have to say
1. When I ask them to do something, they agree...but then, ten minutes before we're suppossed to hang out, all of a sudden the boyfriend gets pissed off and they cancel the plans we had (do I really need to explain why that pisses me off?).
2. When we actually do hang out, they always have to leave early to meet up with the boyfriend that they see every minute of every waking hour (like being away from him for 2 or 3 more hours will physically harm you)...ok, let me just say something...just because you're off work and school, and he's off work and school, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU MUST ALWAYS BE TOGETHER
3. When we finally get a chance to hang out a little bit, they call their boyfriend every 10 minutes, LIKE HE'S DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HE WAS DOING 10 MINUTES EARLIER...stop being a damn psycho
4. They can't go out of the house to hang out with friends unless the boyfriend comes with them...when I ask you to hang out, I mean YOU, not you and your damn boyfriend
5. They bitch to me about how their boyfriends are possessive and controlling and won't let them do anything, but when I say "that's not right for him to do that", suddenly I'm the bad guy and I'm jealous of you for having a relationship and I'm trying to sabbotage your wonderful relationship...yes, because that's my goal in life, to sabbotage everyone who has a relationship...ever, for eternity...gee, you caught me
6. The only thing they ever talk about is their boyfriends...well that's a signal, people...it's a sign that your life has dwindled down to nothing but a shadow of your boyfriend...not to be a bitch, but that's fucking pathetic...I don't want to fucking hear about your boyfriend when I'm talking to you, I really don't care what color jacket he wore today, fucking talk about something productive in your own life...but wait a minute, you don't have your own life anymore because you're UP HIS ASS
7. My friends are up their boyfriends asses
8. As soon as they get in relatinoships, suddenly it's ok for them to do the things that they got pissed off at me for doing in the past (i.e. hanging out with my boyfriend more than i hung out with my friends...well at least i fucking saw my friends every once in a while)...and im sorry, if your boyfriend gets pissy or whiney because you want to go out with your friends every once in a while, he's a fucking immature insecure little bitch that needs to grow up...and you girls out there that let them get to you like that need to fucking grow up too...if he breaks up with you because you went out with your friends, he's a fuckin psycho
9. They always get pissed off when I start hanging out with their other friends...first off, you people did the same thing to me when I was in my long relationship (hanging out with my friends without inviting me to go), and second, i fucking need something to do since your immature ass won't remove yourself from your boyfriend's anus.
10. Every aspect of their entire existence revolves around making their boyfriend happy...yeah, it's important to make your boyfriend happy, but if you're losing friends over it and if you're not happy, it's not fucking worth it. Are you that fucking desperate that you need to be with someone that makes you feel like shit and keeps you hoarded in his room away from civilization? Well it seems like a lot of people I know are that desperate.
I just have something to say in conclusion...to those of you that have ever criticized me for spending too much time with my boyfriend, FUCK YOU...you can kiss my fucking ass, because every single one of you is doing it ten times worse at this very moment...pissing off your friends, whoring up your friends, leaving your friends when you had plans, thinking your friends are conspiring against you to make you unhappy...well FUCK YOU...im fucking fed up with it and im done...you all need to grow the fuck up and realize that these men are not the type of men you will marry...none of you are going to marry the people you're with, and in the end, you won't have any friends...it's really sad, but that's the way it is...eventually you realize that when he tells you he's going to pick you up early from the club because he doesn't want you being out that late, or when he tells you he needs to go with you whenever you go out with your friends, you're gonna realize that that's not ok...sane people do not fucking act like that...I have a boyfriend that would do fucking anything for me, and every single night when i tell him im going to hang out with tony and donovan and mike and the entire gang of guys, he says "ok baby, have fun and call me when you get home"...that's a man , people, that's a fucking MAN...he's not insecure, he's not self-conscious, and he's not fucking psychotic...you should be trusted until given a reason not to be, and all you ladies have never given your guy reason not to trust you...NONE OF YOU...you may try to give excuses like, "well, one time i hung out with this dude..."...no, fuck that, your men are imbalanced and if they can't handle you going out once in a while, then they need to go...what ever happened to chicks before dicks? i guess times are changing...
that's all i have to say