fuck you snoop dog
i got bit by a dog at work today. a beagle (named snoop dog) was trying to get at this dog bone that i had in my hand (which belonged to another dog) and he missed and grabbed my middle finger instead... asshole. i had two chunks of skin flapping around and blood started gushing out, so i went to clean it out with hydrogen peroxide. as i started to put on the band-aid, i got super light headed so i needed to sit down. then i was like, shit... it's barfy time! so i ran to the toilet and expressed my self. it was kind of weird and i don't know why that happened. i'm thinking my adrenaline rush dropped too fast or something and fucked me up, because the sight of blood doesn't freak me out or anything.
whatev!
whatev!