Ranty McRanterson:
You know what I really hate? How every teenage girl on the planet is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe now. Do you know anything about her or do you just love how "cultured" you look with your fake rhinestoned $12 purse from the mall? Seriously. It's really beginning to annoy me. Marilyn Monroe was over forty years ago. You were born fifteen years ago. Unless you can fill my ears with at least a minute of her life/background/something that proves to me that you're not just another person following a fad, then don't be pissed when I strangle you with your purse.