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I've been hopping on the bandwagon so often with these things lately. Do this one, too. This was stolen from Kati who stole this from Kat.
Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.
dorkybandkid: did you watch Good Eats yesterday?
call it theft: nope
call it theft: why?
dorkybandkid: :-(
dorkybandkid: he gave a special shout out to his baby cakes.
dorkybandkid: that's me!
call it theft: ........................
call it theft: no he didn't.
dorkybandkid: yes he did.
call it theft: stop kidding yourself kellie
dorkybandkid: because we're in love.
call it theft: he never loved you
call it theft: and he never will.
dorkybandkid: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
dorkybandkid: ::folds arms::
dorkybandkid: he loves being mr. alton hermance.
dorkybandkid: aaagh, it sounds lovely.
call it theft: believe what you want *sigh* i'm just saying what i heard down river...
dorkybandkid: down river, like the place?
call it theft: down river like
call it theft: where
call it theft: ..
call it theft: you know.
call it theft: it's not important..
call it theft: what's important is that you trust what i'm saying.
call it theft: alton brown is unfaithful.
dorkybandkid: people talk badly when they're jealous of a one of a kind love.
dorkybandkid: NO HE ISN'T!
call it theft: yes he is.
dorkybandkid: WE'RE INVOLVED!
call it theft: do you think you're the only one?
call it theft: hah!
dorkybandkid: and we're getting engaged as soon as he's done with this season.
call it theft: on the foodtv.com forums i heard he said the same to another girl in arkansas.
dorkybandkid: that's because he's protecting my identity. that's how i sign my letters to him.
call it theft: ......
call it theft: i'm sure.
call it theft: quit living the lie.
dorkybandkid: he's just doing it to protect me.
call it theft wants to directly connect.
call it theft is now directly connected.
call it theft: i'm sorry to break it to you...
call it theft: but...
call it theft: robert sent me a picture here, which was alton with his arm around some female, which was his cousin, i'm sure
this is her and alton...
dorkybandkid: i won't believe it!
dorkybandkid: you photoshopped it!
call it theft: this was another picture, but this time with his arm around his mother
and his texas "fiance"
dorkybandkid: that's definitely his mom.
dorkybandkid: HIS MOTHER LOVES ME!
call it theft: ..........
dorkybandkid: she's so polite and she makes me feel at home.
call it theft: he told you that was his mom???
dorkybandkid: yes.
call it theft: what a sick, twisted...
call it theft: i don't want to see you hurt kellie
dorkybandkid: YOU'RE HURTING ME BY LYING TO ME, ROBERT!
dorkybandkid: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
dorkybandkid: :-(:-(:-(
call it theft: i'm not lying to you.
call it theft: he's the lying SCUM!
dorkybandkid: HE IS ANYTHIGN BUT SCUM!
dorkybandkid: he's the love of my life!
call it theft: you aren't the only love in his...
dorkybandkid: life.
dorkybandkid: yes.
dorkybandkid: food is the other love in his life.
dorkybandkid: and i respect that.
call it theft: .........
call it theft: i'm talking about miss arkansas.
dorkybandkid: that's probably a cousin.
call it theft: nope
dorkybandkid: i'll talk to him about it the next time i see him.
dorkybandkid: WHICH WILL BE NEXT WEEKEND, WHEN HE PROPOSES TO ME.
call it theft: right..
dorkybandkid: I know he wouldn't lie to me.
call it theft: you'll find out soon enough..
dorkybandkid: yes i will, and then i'll tell you the truth, that next to cooking, i am the second most important thing in alton's life.
TEN MINUTES LATER
dorkybandkid: that's what i thought. you're speechless.
dorkybandkid: :-)
dorkybandkid: eat that!
call it theft: ....
Auto response from dorkybandkid: ALTON CALLED AND WHEN HE GETS INTO TOWN, HE'S PROPOSING TO ME! AAAGH! I'M PRACTICALLY AN ENGAGED WOMAN!!
<3<3<3 :-D!!!!
call it theft direct connection is closed.
dorkybandkid: i talked to alton and this is directly from him: "tell that robert boy that i'll mash him to a pulp. i'll pull his eyeballs out and mix it with caviar and feed it to him. then i'll use my machete and cut off his arms and roast them. then i'll feed it to him because he's a jerk for lying to you. i love you, babycakes, and he's just jealous because i don't love him."
call it theft: .....
call it theft: he's going through all that effort to make you believe his lies?
dorkybandkid: yeah. i told you he ws being truthful!
dorkybandkid: effort? he's just bring justice to the situation!
dorkybandkid: ::with hands on hips, sticks out tongue::
He's still speechless.
Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.
dorkybandkid: did you watch Good Eats yesterday?
call it theft: nope
call it theft: why?
dorkybandkid: :-(
dorkybandkid: he gave a special shout out to his baby cakes.
dorkybandkid: that's me!
call it theft: ........................
call it theft: no he didn't.
dorkybandkid: yes he did.
call it theft: stop kidding yourself kellie
dorkybandkid: because we're in love.
call it theft: he never loved you
call it theft: and he never will.
dorkybandkid: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
dorkybandkid: ::folds arms::
dorkybandkid: he loves being mr. alton hermance.
dorkybandkid: aaagh, it sounds lovely.
call it theft: believe what you want *sigh* i'm just saying what i heard down river...
dorkybandkid: down river, like the place?
call it theft: down river like
call it theft: where
call it theft: ..
call it theft: you know.
call it theft: it's not important..
call it theft: what's important is that you trust what i'm saying.
call it theft: alton brown is unfaithful.
dorkybandkid: people talk badly when they're jealous of a one of a kind love.
dorkybandkid: NO HE ISN'T!
call it theft: yes he is.
dorkybandkid: WE'RE INVOLVED!
call it theft: do you think you're the only one?
call it theft: hah!
dorkybandkid: and we're getting engaged as soon as he's done with this season.
call it theft: on the foodtv.com forums i heard he said the same to another girl in arkansas.
dorkybandkid: that's because he's protecting my identity. that's how i sign my letters to him.
call it theft: ......
call it theft: i'm sure.
call it theft: quit living the lie.
dorkybandkid: he's just doing it to protect me.
call it theft wants to directly connect.
call it theft is now directly connected.
call it theft: i'm sorry to break it to you...
call it theft: but...
call it theft: robert sent me a picture here, which was alton with his arm around some female, which was his cousin, i'm sure
this is her and alton...
dorkybandkid: i won't believe it!
dorkybandkid: you photoshopped it!
call it theft: this was another picture, but this time with his arm around his mother
and his texas "fiance"
dorkybandkid: that's definitely his mom.
dorkybandkid: HIS MOTHER LOVES ME!
call it theft: ..........
dorkybandkid: she's so polite and she makes me feel at home.
call it theft: he told you that was his mom???
dorkybandkid: yes.
call it theft: what a sick, twisted...
call it theft: i don't want to see you hurt kellie
dorkybandkid: YOU'RE HURTING ME BY LYING TO ME, ROBERT!
dorkybandkid: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
dorkybandkid: :-(:-(:-(
call it theft: i'm not lying to you.
call it theft: he's the lying SCUM!
dorkybandkid: HE IS ANYTHIGN BUT SCUM!
dorkybandkid: he's the love of my life!
call it theft: you aren't the only love in his...
dorkybandkid: life.
dorkybandkid: yes.
dorkybandkid: food is the other love in his life.
dorkybandkid: and i respect that.
call it theft: .........
call it theft: i'm talking about miss arkansas.
dorkybandkid: that's probably a cousin.
call it theft: nope
dorkybandkid: i'll talk to him about it the next time i see him.
dorkybandkid: WHICH WILL BE NEXT WEEKEND, WHEN HE PROPOSES TO ME.
call it theft: right..
dorkybandkid: I know he wouldn't lie to me.
call it theft: you'll find out soon enough..
dorkybandkid: yes i will, and then i'll tell you the truth, that next to cooking, i am the second most important thing in alton's life.
TEN MINUTES LATER
dorkybandkid: that's what i thought. you're speechless.
dorkybandkid: :-)
dorkybandkid: eat that!
call it theft: ....
Auto response from dorkybandkid: ALTON CALLED AND WHEN HE GETS INTO TOWN, HE'S PROPOSING TO ME! AAAGH! I'M PRACTICALLY AN ENGAGED WOMAN!!
<3<3<3 :-D!!!!
call it theft direct connection is closed.
dorkybandkid: i talked to alton and this is directly from him: "tell that robert boy that i'll mash him to a pulp. i'll pull his eyeballs out and mix it with caviar and feed it to him. then i'll use my machete and cut off his arms and roast them. then i'll feed it to him because he's a jerk for lying to you. i love you, babycakes, and he's just jealous because i don't love him."
call it theft: .....
call it theft: he's going through all that effort to make you believe his lies?
dorkybandkid: yeah. i told you he ws being truthful!
dorkybandkid: effort? he's just bring justice to the situation!
dorkybandkid: ::with hands on hips, sticks out tongue::
He's still speechless.