i mostly agree--except for the Olympics, i love the Olympics.
I think religion is bad and drugs are good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a perversion, Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's, and there's nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think September 11th changed nothing and if I had known the onset of war would add 100 points to George Bush's IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen to you, people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn't write books, and Jesus wasn't a Republican. I'm for Mad Cow disease and against suing tobacco companies. I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring and the Olympics are gay.
-Bill Maher.
-Bill Maher.