So ends Another Episode of my Roommate is RETARD

Nov 07, 2005 15:06

MY ROOMMATE IS FUCKING RETARDED

The other night she nearly burnt our dorm down. I get back to my dorm at about 3am from watching movies with buds. I walk in and smell something burning. My roommate is fast alseep because knowing her she probably went to bed at 9. I quickly found out what was burning and found out she left her water heater thing on and on top of a stack of papers. I unplug it and move it away so nothgin catches fire. Then our smoke alarm goes off and my roommate wakes up and is like "huh? why's the fire alarm going off?"

And yesterday morning her mom calls her are 7 AM. That woke me up and my roommate answers and talks top her mom for 3 hours. She talks in a louder than usual voice and keeps me up while I'm trying to go to sleep. I got back at her my keeping loud music on and the lights on while I was up until 4AM. I told her I needed the light one bc I'm doing homework.

And today she forgot her key and ID in our room and locked herself out. So instead of gettign the securty guard like she's supposed to, she bangs on the door and windows for 15 mintues screaming and yelling for me to let her in, (which I did not becuase this is the 5 time this has happened and she needs to learn to remember to do shit)

In summary, my roommate should not be allowed to breed.
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