This is going to be everything Snakes on a Plane hoped it could be!
Okay, I don't care how intellectual you think you are, how sophisticated you claim to be, if this movie trailer doesn't make you seriously giddy, you and I can never truly be friends.
It takes crack!fic and combines it with every '80s action movie cliche since 48 Hours. It's decadent in every way. And I, for one, will be in line opening night to enjoy its deliciousness.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the leaked trailer of The Expendables.
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Steve Austin, and Mickey Rourke, with cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dude, Jason Statham's character is named Lee Christmas. Lee. Christmas. Somebody actually sat down and thought about that before writing it down on paper. It might have actually been an improvement from a previous draft. Think about it.
And Eric Roberts is the bad guy? Oh hells yeah!
It takes crack!fic and combines it with every '80s action movie cliche since 48 Hours. It's decadent in every way. And I, for one, will be in line opening night to enjoy its deliciousness.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the leaked trailer of The Expendables.
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Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Steve Austin, and Mickey Rourke, with cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dude, Jason Statham's character is named Lee Christmas. Lee. Christmas. Somebody actually sat down and thought about that before writing it down on paper. It might have actually been an improvement from a previous draft. Think about it.
And Eric Roberts is the bad guy? Oh hells yeah!