Dear Senator Mc Dougal;

Mar 20, 2012 19:55

The other day when I was masturbating, I had a sudden curiosity to view my own cervix. So I went and got a mirror and some salad tongs, and laid back on the bed to do some searching about.
Can you tell me what shapes I should have been looking for? Because, I have to admit, what I was seeing looked nothing like the cervix images I downloaded from the Planned Parenthood website. And I figured, with your vast expertise in women's sexual apparatus and health, you'd be able to inform me.
Also, with your respectable and worldly insight into healthy sexual practices, maybe you could help me with this dilemma I've got. See, because of recent political pressure from civic leaders in my area, Planned Parenthood has been forced to close down, so I no longer have any place to obtain my chosen form of birth control. I'm thinking of beginning to experiment with anal sex; but I am allergic to latex. Is OK to have unprotected anal with my boyfriend, so long as he pulls out? It's not the nightmare of laundry that most concerns me, so much as my ability to um, adequately clean myself out. I would gratefully appreciate any advice you might have in this arena. Even anecdotal insight would be welcome.
Thanks in advance!
Sincerely, Kelleigh

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