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Gnostics shed light on War on Terrorism as an alien religious construct Yes thank you. I have read Revelations too. I've also seen The Day The Earth Stood Still. God forbid the oil spill should have been caused by any sort of human irresponsibility... Because that would mean that the Gulf Coast deserves to be restored and made whole. That would mean that BP's stock value wouldn't be up almost 3% this morning. That would mean that Tony Hayward wouldn't just be worrying about being fired, but also ducking from criminal charges. That would mean that the EPA wouldn't be endangering our whole coast by fumbling around with Corexit like a bunch of monkeys fucking a football.
Canadian Gnostics. Hmmph.
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