Fat lip.
So, I bought this stuff off of eBay that is supposed to plump your lips, and after enough usage, permanently do so. (Yeah, yeah, I know.. shut up anyway.) It actually works, sometimes.
But that's not why I have a fat lip.
My cousin's great little shithead son(whom I actually do love, but he can be a brat sometimes.. by accident, I'm sure.. ha!) was playing, standing on the couch and spinning(his version of dancing) and singing "ba ba ba"(his version of the "ba da ba ba ba" from the McDonald's commercials), when he crashed towards me, and bashed his big hard head into my face. He really does have a hard head. Ouch. But oh well. Battle wounds, or something. That's what I'll say if anyone asks.
But that's not why I have a fat lip.
My cousin's great little shithead son(whom I actually do love, but he can be a brat sometimes.. by accident, I'm sure.. ha!) was playing, standing on the couch and spinning(his version of dancing) and singing "ba ba ba"(his version of the "ba da ba ba ba" from the McDonald's commercials), when he crashed towards me, and bashed his big hard head into my face. He really does have a hard head. Ouch. But oh well. Battle wounds, or something. That's what I'll say if anyone asks.