One thing I'm addicted to is going through my web stats to see where my hits are coming from. It's quite narcissistic. And also depressing when I find people that don't like my stuff. Anyway, sometimes I'll even use Babelfish to translate foreign referrers. My favourite so far is from Russia:
Gesundheit! Quotation mileyshiy platformer in the style of pencil sketch from Matt Hammill. Task: governing suckling-pig, to entice malicious monsters into the trap, avoiding to fall in this case in the field of the sight of our enemies. It should be noted that the life in the ecologically unfavorable medium led to the development in khryushki of terrible allergy, which gives to us at the disposal unique tool on the manipulation with the behavior of the monsters: suckling-pig can "erupt" up to the specific distances the fair amounts of the sopley (it is separately effective - nadyshavshis' flower pollen), which, judging by everything, are for the sharp-toothed creatures the tastiest dainty. Competently using the architecture of levels and "the feeding indicated", it will not comprise the special labor to pass this wonderful igrushentsiyu.
(Originally from
here)