Tales of Woe, Sorrow, and ?????
So Friday night I go out on the town with the people from G-town plus this kid from Miami--a high roller who carries around Franklins like Ben was actually a president. Anyway, we get into this club and due to some prior hard core pre-gaming that involved chugging something that was probably 40% alcohol, I was already pretty wasted. So I start talking to this guy who graduated from MD last year--electrical engineer, 6'2"ish and really hot. He and his friend bought me drinks and then I went down to the dance floor and probably fell all over myself and tried to pass it off as dancing. I made out with the hot guy, so the night wasn't a complete waste. But even after they started buying me water (yes I was that wasted that some guy I was making out with bought me WATER), I was still beyond drunk. Since I can't even stand in heels sober, drunk Kelly on heels was needless to say, a disaster. So in so many words, the bouncers make it clear to the people I came with that I should leave. Oops. Well I guess there is a first time for everything. We go to Fuddruckers where the scent of their usually deliciously amazingly good fries smelled like shit to me. I was so drunk that I wasn't even hungry. I made many embarrassing phone calls. One of which I remember the conversation. Another where I think Jenn Kolos didn't answer. A third to Olga, who re-capped my night but I have no recollection of dialing her. AAAAnnd then I woke up the next morning without my phone. So there may be more of you out there that got hollered at by a very drunk me on Friday. It just means you are cool and that I love you. After texting/calling my phone multiple times, I finally had THE conversation with the mother about losing it. Disconnected it. Talked about having to pay $200 for a new one--which I was not about at all. Then today during the 2OT of the World Cup, a girl calls my friend's phone (the one we texted mine from) saying she has mine. So tomorrow Kelly's Telly will be returned to its rightful owner after a two-day absence. I can't wait. And I'll know for sure who I called!!! Much love to you all!