final exams underway, a nice break from thinking:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I put gum in retarded_fox's hair (-12 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lilroyroy (-5000 points). Last month I bought porn for justatailor (-10 points). Last Thursday I punched queenofitall in the arm (-10 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5004 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
kelladdagh