THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO JUST SCREAM!
*There's always a car riding your tail when you're
slowing down to find an address.
* You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.....
* It's bad enough that you step in dog poop,
but you don't realize it till you walk across your
living room rug.....
* There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks.
At EVERYTHING.....
* You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
* You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
* Your tire gauge lets out half the air while
you're trying to get a reading...
* You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket
and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
* The car behind you blasts its horn because
you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
* A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical
contact with your filling.
* You set the alarm on your digital clock for
7pm instead of 7am.
* People behind you on a supermarket line dash
ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
* You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
because you don't know how to spell it.
* You have to inform five different sales people
in the same store that you're just browsing.
* You had that pen in your hand only a second ago
and now you can't find it.
* You reach under the table to pick something off
the floor and smash your head on the way up.
slowing down to find an address.
* You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.....
* It's bad enough that you step in dog poop,
but you don't realize it till you walk across your
living room rug.....
* There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks.
At EVERYTHING.....
* You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
* You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
* Your tire gauge lets out half the air while
you're trying to get a reading...
* You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket
and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
* The car behind you blasts its horn because
you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
* A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical
contact with your filling.
* You set the alarm on your digital clock for
7pm instead of 7am.
* People behind you on a supermarket line dash
ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
* You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
because you don't know how to spell it.
* You have to inform five different sales people
in the same store that you're just browsing.
* You had that pen in your hand only a second ago
and now you can't find it.
* You reach under the table to pick something off
the floor and smash your head on the way up.