I make entries like this so I don't have to think.

[kelifer]

Hi I am happy. Ben Kweller was better than you. I'm starting to rediscover the charms of Kettering town i.e Henry's when I'm drunk. Three weeks til exam leave, yes please

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[sarargh]

hello my sexy darling.

[kelifer]

1)You understand.
2)Modern Art - Art Brut
3)Watch Green Wing.
4)I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. (I typed grilfriend like 4 times lolage)
5)The "Hmmm could that be her?" look.
6)... Get back to me on this one k? For now, I'd like to remind you that you are kissing a sicky mouth.
7)Do you love me? Do you love me, now that I can dance?

[sazired]

HI NEW FRIEND.

[kelifer]

1) Your comments to Wayne make me laugh. A lot.
2) Hey Hey Hey by KunK because James has been informing me how you've been helping them out a lot with that business.
3) Run round Reading wearing capes and generally being awesome.
4) Purple Team Kunk capes.
5) Just laughing at the amusing commentage I spose.
6) Um... I'm bad at this whole quote thing.
7) I'm sure there's lots of things I want to ask you as I don't know you very well, but all in good time my dear, all in good time.

[dead_troubador]

Greetings!

[kelifer]

1) You have interesting sideburns, and are the only one who has given in to my pestering and listened to Rilo Kiley.
2) Rebellion (Lies) by Arcade Fire.
3) Watch some cool bands.
4) And we'll all be portions for foxes.
5) Me adding you on MySpace and you asking if I was James' girlfriend. LOL!
6) I can't do quotes, LEAVE ME ALONE!
7) Um, shoe size? I'm bad at the questions too, ok?!

[dead_troubador]

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that slice of Myspace action!

Shoe size eh? I'm worried about why you've asked that now! I wear 10s.

[kelifer]

I asked because I could think of nothing else, not because I have filthy thoughts in my head like you. You bringer of filth,you.

[save_the_blonde]

hello!

[kelifer]

1) You have a cool accent.
2) Um, Dita Von Teese reminds me of you 'cause you're the only other person I know who likes her too.
3) Generally be awesome at Reading. Or start a CSI team with Stu.
4) Bad *insert word here* (Ok, so that probably makes sense to more people than just me and you but it still makes me laugh)
5) Rambling on at you in a drunkern state at Reading and you NOT telling me to fuck off.
6) BAD AT QUOTES!
7) Um, what's your middle name?

[save_the_blonde]

but i dont like CSI :( haha i dont tell people i like to fuck off... well i dont mean it :p my middle names are Angela and Teresa, which with my first name spell KAT.

[kelifer]

Don't like CSI...? But me and Stu need you on our team! You're the only one who knows anything about law!

OMGZ! That is way cool. I don't even have one middle name, I am a deprived child :(