There ain't nothin' but heroes and villains.
(9:01:00 PM) ByzantineLaser: Agent Mo is Magneto's double from the anagram-o-verse.
(9:01:05 PM) ByzantineLaser: Which really needs to be a comic universe.
(9:01:10 PM) Midnight V0yager: Yes, it does
(9:01:39 PM) ByzantineLaser: Superman's is Mean Spur, the evil cowboy.
(9:02:40 PM) Midnight V0yager: ...
(9:02:43 PM) Midnight V0yager: Anagrams of Wolverine
(9:02:45 PM) Midnight V0yager: Olive Wren
(9:02:48 PM) Midnight V0yager: Veil Owner
Evil Owner
(9:02:58 PM) Midnight V0yager: Rewove Nil
Renew Viol
(9:03:05 PM) Midnight V0yager: Eviler Now
(9:03:15 PM) Midnight V0yager: anagrams of wolverine are pretty amazing
(9:03:17 PM) Midnight V0yager: Vine Lower
(9:03:18 PM) ByzantineLaser: Batman's is Bantam, the evil rooster.
(9:03:22 PM) Midnight V0yager: Vein Lower
(9:03:27 PM) Midnight V0yager: Wire Novel
(9:03:38 PM) Midnight V0yager: Lever I Own
He just beats people with a stick
(9:03:39 PM) ByzantineLaser: Spiderman's is Darn Sniper, a sniper who's just good enough to be annoying.
(9:03:55 PM) ByzantineLaser: Also Sand Prime, the evil sand-shoveling robot.
(9:04:12 PM) Midnight V0yager: Cyclops has no anagrams, because he is no fun
(9:04:41 PM) Midnight V0yager: Phoenix is Hex Pi No. She uses math to curse her enemies.
(9:04:53 PM) Midnight V0yager: Also Hope Nix, with the powers of causing enemies to become extremely depressed
(9:04:58 PM) ByzantineLaser: Darkseid's anagram counter part is Read Kids, who is just Lavar Burton from Reading Rainbow.
(9:05:40 PM) Midnight V0yager: Woodman Wren is a tiny bird with an enormous axe and super strength.
(9:05:43 PM) Midnight V0yager: (Wonder Woman)
(9:06:09 PM) Midnight V0yager: Or Onward Women, who has the power of summoning a crowd of women to defeat her enemies
(9:06:27 PM) ByzantineLaser: Deadpool's counterpart is Ad Poodle.
(9:06:37 PM) ByzantineLaser: Who's just a poodle who's really good at public relations.
(9:06:44 PM) Midnight V0yager: ...
(9:06:50 PM) Midnight V0yager: MArtian Manhunter's anagrams
(9:06:52 PM) Midnight V0yager: Are amazing
(9:06:56 PM) ByzantineLaser: Also Lo, Odd Ale, who's just a really fucked-up brewer.
(9:06:59 PM) Midnight V0yager: Amaranth Timer Nun?!
(9:07:48 PM) Midnight V0yager: Mahatma Inner Runt. An Indian fellow who can shrink.
(9:08:14 PM) Midnight V0yager: Narrate Human Mint.
...
You don't want to know what he does, but he will tell you.
(9:08:28 PM) Midnight V0yager: Trainman Ahem Turn. He has the power to control trains.
(9:08:39 PM) Midnight V0yager: TRAINMAN HAM TUNER
That's a band name from hell
(9:08:58 PM) Midnight V0yager: Manna Urethra Mint
...
no
(9:09:02 PM) ByzantineLaser: The Flash just becomes Hat Shelf.
(9:09:09 PM) ByzantineLaser: Whose superpower is really lame.
(9:09:22 PM) ByzantineLaser: But if you leave your hat with him, it's safe. Which I guess could occasionally come in handy.
(9:10:12 PM) Midnight V0yager: Lantern Genre. An author who can control light
(9:11:26 PM) ByzantineLaser: Also Ranger Lenten. Who's just a Catholic park ranger.
(9:11:44 PM) Midnight V0yager: Question would be Sequin To. The power of Bedazzling
(9:13:14 PM) Midnight V0yager: catwoman becomes MANTA COW
(9:13:30 PM) ByzantineLaser: this seems appropriate.
(9:13:47 PM) ByzantineLaser: Iceman becomes Anemic.
(9:13:54 PM) ByzantineLaser: Who has no superpowers. Just mundane weaknesses.
(9:14:08 PM) ByzantineLaser: Alternatively, Ma Nice. She makes really good apple pie.
(9:14:23 PM) Midnight V0yager: Have some pie, dear!
(9:15:06 PM) Midnight V0yager: Robin is Rib No. he has no ribcage.
it is a horrible "power"
(9:15:53 PM) Midnight V0yager: After gaining a ribcage and a pair of wings in a magical accident, he becomes Thing Wing.
He couldn't think of a good name
(9:16:17 PM) ByzantineLaser: The Human Torch becomes Hatch Mother Nu, who has the amazing power to control doors.
(9:16:19 PM) Midnight V0yager: Or perhaps it gains him a rocky exterior in place of a skeleton, also wings
(9:17:06 PM) ByzantineLaser: Reed Richards is Cheddar Riser.
(9:17:10 PM) ByzantineLaser: With the power to levitate cheese.
(9:17:35 PM) Midnight V0yager: Lex Luthor is Holler Tux. A well-dressed man who can yell astoundingly loud. So, er, Brian Blessed at a wedding.
(9:18:30 PM) Midnight V0yager: Apocalypse is Palace Posy. A pretty pretty princess.
(9:19:01 PM) ByzantineLaser: Doctor Doom becomes Cod Odor Tom. Who just smells really bad.
(9:19:54 PM) Midnight V0yager: Galactus is Saga Cult. He is assisted by (Silver Surfer) Reviser Furls. They both maintain a large cult through works of fiction in a series. (Reviser Furls is the editor)
(9:21:35 PM) Midnight V0yager: Sabretooth is Rehab Toots. A lady who helps alcoholics and drug addicts.
(9:23:03 PM) ByzantineLaser: The Penguin becomes Huge Tenpin.
(9:23:11 PM) ByzantineLaser: So the Penguin is just Kingpin in anagramverse.
(9:23:35 PM) ByzantineLaser: Kingpin, meanwhile, becomes Pink Gin, gay clubowner.
(9:24:30 PM) Midnight V0yager: White Queen is Equine Thew. She has horse legs.
(9:25:11 PM) Midnight V0yager: Mister Fantastic is Craftiest Mantis.
(9:25:26 PM) ByzantineLaser: Yes.
(9:25:38 PM) ByzantineLaser: But wait.
(9:25:45 PM) ByzantineLaser: Reed Richards is Cheddar Riser.
(9:25:50 PM) ByzantineLaser: I guess that's his secret identity.
(9:25:54 PM) Midnight V0yager: Yes
(9:25:57 PM) ByzantineLaser: Scheming mantis by day, cheddar levitator by night.
(9:26:01 PM) Midnight V0yager: Thing is Night.
(9:26:08 PM) Midnight V0yager: Batman wannabe
(9:26:41 PM) Midnight V0yager: Invisible Woman would be... A Visible Minnow.
(9:26:46 PM) Midnight V0yager: the fantastic four is the worst team
(9:27:00 PM) Midnight V0yager: Or Lesbian Mini Vow
(9:27:07 PM) Midnight V0yager: Blame Vision Win
(9:27:17 PM) Midnight V0yager: Bane Violin Swim (Wow, Bane is talented)
(9:27:24 PM) Midnight V0yager: Bane would be Bean. he has superfarts
(9:28:06 PM) ByzantineLaser: Nick Fury becomes I Cry Funk.
(9:28:14 PM) ByzantineLaser: Blaxploitation supervillain.
(9:29:12 PM) Midnight V0yager: Omega Red is Mega Redo. He has the power of the dagger of time.
(9:30:16 PM) ByzantineLaser: ... uh-oh.
(9:30:27 PM) ByzantineLaser: Solomon Grundy is Ungodly Morons, Loony Rum Dongs, Dog Only Mourns, No Sludgy Moron, Roomy Gold Nuns, Surly Moon Dong, Nylon Drugs Moo, Moldy Noon Rugs, Old Sunny Groom, Sonny Drool Mug...
(9:30:31 PM) ByzantineLaser: How do I pick?
(9:30:42 PM) Midnight V0yager: Dracula is... Holy shit, Dracula is Alucard!
(9:30:46 PM) ByzantineLaser: HOLY SHIT.
(9:36:27 PM) ByzantineLaser: Oh, wait.
(9:36:33 PM) ByzantineLaser: Solomon Grundy has to be Sodomy Gun Lorn.
(9:36:36 PM) ByzantineLaser: He's a guy named Lorn.
(9:36:41 PM) ByzantineLaser: Who wields the mighty power of the sodomy gun.
(9:36:52 PM) Midnight V0yager: ...Isn't that Data's "brother"?
(9:37:08 PM) ByzantineLaser: I wouldn't know.
(9:38:02 PM) Midnight V0yager: Oh, it's LORE
(9:38:09 PM) Midnight V0yager: okay
(9:38:11 PM) ByzantineLaser: Good.
(9:38:17 PM) Midnight V0yager: because a psychotic rape android would be bad