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Long time no update.
Mike's 19th birthday was on friday the 20th of August. And our one month was the day before that. So saturday night after Wrestling... We had a party:
I'm too lazy to do an LJ cut...
BUT! here are some pictures.
This is Lindsay. She was drunk before we even drove over to the Party.
This is Courtney and Luke. Lindsay is very upset by their relationship because Lindsay is infactuated with Courtney.
Brandon holding Reggie. Awh.
REGGIE!!
Chris and Mike with their nipples.
Mike and his first Beer and Chris.
Me and Ashley.
Ashley wasted.
Ashley wasted even more.
I ran up in Eric's face and took a picture as soon as he got there.
Another Brandon, Keith, and Eric.
O.P., Brandon, Keith, Corey, and Cliff. Cliff worries me.
O.P., Brnadon, Eric (I think thats his head back there), Keith, and Corey.
Some kid, MY WIFE!! APRIL!!, and Mears.
I can't remember that kid's name either.. I wanna say.. clay.. but I think its just because his shirt says so. April made friends quick..
Mike <3
MATILDA! Dude I have no idea who this woman was. But she was DRUNK. HOLY cow. See those light sticks in her hand? One of them was green and she kept calling it Kryptonite and she was the keeper of the Kryptonite. She got excited about two seconds after this picture and slung her beer around giving us all a beer shower. And that guy smiling at her... She kept beating the ever loving shit out of him with those light sticks and screaming in his face.. not screaming words.. just screaming. So I don't know why he is smiling. I woulda been scared.
Mike again... look at his eyes haha.
Now let me pause here. I suggest you read this so you understand how we ended up in a hotel. So. It was getting late. There were maybe 10 people left and 5 of them were Me, Mike, April, Mears, and Josh. I was having a hard time getting April and Mears to leave since they had arrived so late... Josh and I were sober as hell since we had to drive. So we're sitting in my car and Josh tells me there is no where to sleep at Ashley Bowman's anymore. Too many people went there because it was closest place to the party. So Josh and I started discussing places to go to sleep in our cars.
So I walk over to April to tell her we would be sleeping in our cars when the random guys she was flirting with butted in (His name was Mark):
Mark: Why don't we go continue the party at a hotel room?
Me: Do we look like we have money?
Mark: Oh don't worry I've got plenty of money!
April: For two rooms? 'Cause there are like 6 of us.
Mark: Yeah, no problem.
Me: You sure?
Mark: Yeah let's go.
Now this should have been a warning in my head that a stranger wanted to buy two hotel rooms for us. But it was 2:30 in the morning and Josh and Mears were totally awake so I figured they could take on one drunk dude if need be.
So we get to this hotel Mike was a pain in the ass to get out of the car. Took me and Josh forever to get him out. Then We get up there finally Josh and I get Mike in bed. I go back over to the other room. APril decideds she needs another ashtray.
So we walk down stairs to get the Ashtray. We literally just sit down on the bed and there is a knock on the door. (I had just opened a beer because we werent goin anywhere else and i didn't have to drive anywhere.) This Mark dude looks over and goes "it's the cops."
He opens the door and 5 cops and a cop dog are standing outside asking for Mark. April and I are like what the fuck? and He starts saying that he isn't Mark, that the guy sleeping in the other room is Mark.
The guy sleeping in the other room was Mike passed out. Josh and I got pissed and told the police that was Mark. Then I asked what the hell is going on.
Apparantly Mark had a warrant out for his arrest. But Mark was claiming he was Brad Miller. So They hand cuff him and fidn his wallet and find out he IS Mark and arrest him.
Then the cops make us dump out about 20 beers before they leave search the room for drugs and such... then go lift up Mike's dead self looking for drugs.. they find nothing and leave.
Lesson for the night:
1. Don't take hotel rooms from strangers.
2. If the guy who buys you a hotel room gets arrested. You get teh room for free.
Mike passed out before we got him in the proper bed.
Mears smoking his much needed cigarette after the cops left.
April and her Munchies... actually the doritos were my munchies.