Part 1 When we last left our people....
Here's Billy and Dee on a date. Aww. Cute.
Turns out that Billy was using his date with Dee for a little recon. Re: “Adama is a cylon.”
Lt. Gaeta informs the Commander that President Laura is here to see him.
It’s almost like a balcony scene, but with a lot more people. And, you know, President Laura thinks he’s a Cylon.
This doesn’t stop President Laura from waving adorably.
“I think you should get tested to see if you’re a Cylon first.”
“Oh, really? Sure. Fine. Whatever.”
Gaius gets a call from President Laura to check on the test status, but Adama’s stopped the test in order to test “SHUT UP” Ellen Tigh.
“Well, restart the test.”
Tigh shows up on “Colonial One” to explain his wife just “appeared.” President Laura is no fool….
And has Baltar restart Ellen’s test.
At dinner, President Laura experience “SHUT UP” Ellen Tigh for herself.
Ellen insults President Laura, but manages to escape with her life…..
And her bottle of Ambrosia.
In Baltar’s lab, they argue. It’s sorta like that fight in the Cohen kitchen on The O.C., but there are no margaritas.
“I had Baltar start your test because I thought you were a Cylon.”
“No kidding.”
“SHUT UP” Ellen Tigh may or may not be a Cylon.
Relevant of almost nothing, but.....Aww.
“I can’t believe you thought the Old Man was a Cylon.”
“I KNOW!”
Other stuff happens namely Tom “Go Away” Zarek almost becomes Vice President, but then doesn’t because Baltar likes to listen to himself talk.
On Colonial Day, President Laura watches the dancing.
What’s this? Commander Adama can WALTZ! (This will only be funny to “Gilmore Girls” fans)
Aww, dancing.
Don’t get lulled into a false sense of shippy happiness, though. The shit’s about to hit the fan….continued in
part 3...