Apr 26, 2006 16:22
I saw this on one of my friend's bulletin board and reposted. Funny thing is that many of these fit and yet don't. I fit into many boxes and maybe even do some of the things or have some of the traits they list... I thought it was interesting so i thought i would go through it here...
SCREW STEREOTYPES.
pick the stereotype that people associate you with (wrongly).
post this with that as the name...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. ~Part balck and not even a partial gun, ever~
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. ~hard to be truely original... but following the herd makes you a loser~
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. ~The Jews i know are anything but, they are the some of the most generous people i know~
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. ~Bisexual with no STDs, never have.~
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. ~Never have and never will~
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. ~At times i can be a bitch, but being outspoken is not a bad thing~
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. ~Not true, it all depends on when i wish to exercise it {wink}~
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. ~Though i am more spiritual a few of my friends are religous (different ones at that) and are very open minded.~
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. ~I know one of them too and he is a very caring and compassionate person~
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUSTmust not believe in being responsible.
I'm REDNECK, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. ~I am only crazy when i am not medicated {giggle}~
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic. ~I'm overdramatic cause i am a theater/performance loving Leo, who happens to be a girl~
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. ~I love dancing and fires and sometimes screaming like a savage, maybe all at the same time, just depends...~
I DON'T LIVE WITH MY CHILD, so I MUST be a dead beat parent. ~Don't get me started on how wrong this assumption is~
I'm ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid. ~Jocks can be brains... no really!!!~
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs. ~I didn't as a teen... i waited till i was older~
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. ~About somethings maybe, but i sure knew a lot before i should have, and i know many naive adults~
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. ~I wear black, oh wait, that's when i am feeling gothy... Nevermind~
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. ~Not blond, but can be very stupid and very ditzy at times~
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. ~Gimme, Gimme, gimme... Whatever~
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign. ~Hey i am pretty and i am not a virgin... oh right~
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so i MUST have hopped the border
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. ~So not easy... actually pretty damn difficult~
I FELL IN LOVE WITHA MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. ~One of my closest friends is the greatest mom ever, age does not determine parent ability~
I'm ITALIAN, so my family MUST own a pizzeria.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. ~I had very lil social life and i didn't have straight A's~
I'm REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. wtff. lame ass. ~Okay i am and i do, but i know many who aren't and/ or who don't~
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. ~Yeah been hearing this one for a long time... having grown up with older brothers and all their friends i know how to chill with the guys, it's not always about sex~
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. ~Same thought as individual/loser ~
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people's feelings.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. ~Yeah... NO!!!~
I'm BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST rob, do graffiti and stab people.
I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST have no friends.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
this is to help people understand that stereotypes are dumb! and normally are not correct
Okay people; Everbody labels & judges the fuck out of everything.
NOBODY doesn't label. Its human nature to label and we don't know what we would do without labels. So stop complaining about it; You do it, I do it & you just need to understand the people that label you badly aren't worth your time ~edited for spelling errors~