One of the funniest nursing home stories EVER!

[kel_81]

So I had a new patient on my caseload today. Walked in her room and she just...well...didn't look like your typical cute little old lady. She was balding, but it appeared that as she lost hair it all collected in a dredlock looking rats nest hanging by a few hairs from her head (it totally flopped every time she moved her head by the way). I go in and she's just angry. Shouting this conspiracy theory that someone gave her a shot and drugged her out of her mind that morning..blah blah blah. She bit my head off when I questioned if she wanted to do therapy. Then she started yelling at me that she wanted to walk...HELLO!! PT here!!! So she finally agreed to come down but first she had to eat her grilled cheese sandwich. Now I'm standing in her room and there is no sandwich to be found. So I ask her..."grilled cheese sandwich?" To which she responded "yes this one" pulls up her gown and pulls it from between her legs. Not between her knees between her legs, in her crotch between her legs. She then proceeds to eat the sandwich like it was the best thing she'd ever eaten. My only thought now is....where does she keep her dessert?!??!

Ewww

~K~