I lol'd at this

[kekyana]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, kekyana sent to me...

Twelve firebrandcuties drumming
Eleven grevydudes stargazing
Ten delphinios a-cooking
Nine boxtopmikos baking
Eight stripedponys a-drawing
Seven zechariahs a-singing
Six darkhorsemans a-dancing
Five qu-u-u-uasiskunks
Four callmesilvers
Three baynes
Two pawpets
...and a needlepoint in a pear tree.