Dear customers of McDonald's please listen to me. If you are so drunk, you can not tell me what kind of hamburger you want, and instead make sizzling sounds and saying you want me, i will eventually call security. if you said you wanted your small-sized coca-cola light with no ice, and i, accidently, gave you two ice cubes, coming back to complain and make me a new one seems like an extreme waste of energy. and last, but not least, standing next to me sighing about the fact that you have to wait 4 minutes for your mcfeast with extra cheese but no totamto, does not make it go faster, and btw, the kitchen staff can't hear you sigh. kthxbye.
now, on to some funnier stuff. NEW LAYOUT!!! OMG! made by the faboulus
mercscilla. makes me want to go back to fiddling with CSS and make my own.