[One-Shot] When Insomnia Happens
Title : When Insomnia Happens
Pairing : Yabu/Inoo (InooBu)
Genre : failed!crack
Rating : G
Summary : Inoo couldn’t sleep so he called Yabu to ask a companion
Disclaimer: Inoo and Yabu owned by their Parents
A/N : Written for inooislove , Happy Birthday Rose ;3
It was 2 am when Inoo sighed desperately, and he did that countless times already. There the disease came again, and he really despised it whenever it attacked him. Yes, it was insomnia. He needed some good sleeps since he was so exhausted for the daily routine he had, but his eyes couldn’t get the hang of it. He moved to the right side of the bed, with his cheek facing the surface of his fluffy bed, he tried to shut his eyes close but to go futile. Another sighed was heard when he rolled his frame to another side yet failed again miserably.
“What the heck!” he kicked the pillow, sitting and resting his back on the bed header.
“What should I do now?” he yanked the cell phone that was laying on the drawer right beside the bed, scrolling down the contacts and his eyes found a number that he always liked to call whenever insomnia or solitude suffered him. He pressed the dial button, and not too long after it he heard a hoarse voice from his victim.
“Yes, Inoo-chan?”
“Were you sleeping just now?” Inoo asked, a feeling of guilty came out of sudden. And then he heard Yabu was slightly coughing, clearing his throat.
“Yea. What is it? Are you lonely again, in the middle of the night?” the voice now was heard much clearer.
“Nope. I can’t sleep, that’s why I call you. But you seem so sleepy right now.”
“That’s alright, I’ll hear whatever you say.” The genuine voice that he loved the most assured him to start the conversation like they always did.
“Is that really okay?” Inoo thought that Yabu might be tired as well.
“No problem. Since when did you become so polite? Normally you’d be calling me whenever you felt so lonely without bothering the time.” Yabu chuckled.
“Are you sitting now?” Inoo guessed from the sound, it might Yabu was shifting since he heard the sound of moving air.
“Yes, so don’t tell me that you're gonna end the call right now.”
“I won’t!” Inoo giggled, setting himself to a more comfy position.
“So Yabu, if tomorrow was your last day, what would you do?” he asked, starting out the blunt conversation.
“Well, I’d confess about my feeling to someone I love.”
“You haven’t? Why should you have to wait until the last day of your life?”
“Because I think, that feeling is so wrong. It’s a terrible mistake, the worst thing ever happened in my perfect life.”
“Loving someone isn’t a crime, Yabu. It’s not a mistake.”
“Maybe the act isn’t wrong, but the person it is. Let’s say that I’m in love with the wrong person.”
“Why? What’s wrong with that person?”
“Dang~! Why do now I feel like you’re probing me and my private life?” Yabu hissed and Inoo laughed.
“Sorry I just can’t help it. Having a talk with you always makes me happy no matter how worthless the subject was.”
“Are you trying to convince me so that I’ll tell you the truth?”
Another laugh was heard, and it amused Yabu as well, so a smile formed on his lips. He liked to hear those chuckles, it brought him to experience tranquility whenever he heard that soft sound.
“I love someone with the same gender as mine.” Yabu confessed at last, but seconds later he cursed himself for disclosing it.
“For sure?! I never knew it! Is he from JUMP?”
“He is…” Yabu bit down on his lower lips. Sincerely he wished that if only the time could be reversed, he wouldn’t say that matter. Never!
“Really? Who is he? Hmm… let me guess. Is he Daiki?”
“No it’s not him. The person I love, he’s naturally funny but sometimes so annoying. And I always become his target.”
“Wait, is that HIkaru?”
“He’s dense too…”
“Yuto?”
“And he seems too often to get bored, such a lazy ass…”
“Takaki?”
“But he always fascinated me whenever he played his instrument.”
“Keito?”
“He’s so beautiful and pretty cool at the same time, even though he has a bad mouth…”
“Yama-chan?”
“He’s retarded, but sometimes his words and his acts such an old man.”
“Ryuutaro?”
“Contrary to his high-skilled of randomness, he is a smart guy!”
“Chinen?”
“But actually he’s so stupid!”
“There’s no way it’s me. I’m not stupid…” then Inoo laughed, but it didn’t happen to Yabu. The other guy stayed silent, and Inoo realized that too.
“What’s wrong? You fall asleep now?”
“I think I can’t sleep anymore.”
“I thought you’re sleeping already. But be serious Yabu, who’s that person? I already guessed all people in JUMP but you said nothing.”
“I told you he’s so dense, too stupid to be true. He didn’t use his brain to think properly. What a waste!”
“Yea I know. Then who is it?”
“I won’t tell you.”
“Come on! No fun Yabu!”
“And I think the first conversation is about something that I would do at the last day of my life right? It went too far if I said who it was. I’ll tag this as violating rules.”
“Hey, telling me about the name of someone won’t break your promise or violate the only-God-knows your rules at all…”
“Of course it will.”
“Eh, why?”
“Because that person is YOU! I told you that I’d confess about my feeling at the last day of my life. If I told you, then it’ll ruin everything!”
“Wait…what?”
“O my God! What did I just say…” Yabu screamed hysterically.
“beep” then the line was off.
“Yabu? Oi Yabu how dare you! I’m the one who called you so how dare you to end it first?!” Inoo stared at the screen of his cell phone aggravatingly.
. . .
Meanwhile at Yabu’s room
“Shit! I caught off guard…” Yabu slapped his forehead, sighing in exasperation. He plopped his back onto the bed, eyes staring at the ceiling of his room.
“I’m such a coward…” he murmured
“But if I told him the truth, would he like me too? There’s no pledge that he has the same feeling though, but how come he’s so dense to not realizing about my feeling?” Yabu nagged, grasping on the bed sheet. And there his cell phone buzzed under his pillow. Inoo Kei was calling him again. He gulped, then answered the call.
“How dare you Yabu!!” Inoo hollered, causing him to set the device aside or his ears would be in harm.
“I’m not deaf so don’t shout you maggot! I needed to pee just now, sorry…” Yabu excused, and that time he lied.
“Oh, is that so? Hey Yabu, is that really me?”
“You what?”
“The person you... love?”
Well, there’s no way to turn back anymore. Yabu thought as he fixed his pillow.
“Yes, it’s you. I love you Inoo-chan.” The clock struck at 2.30 am while Yabu confessed to Inoo Kei.
“So, what are you going to you say about that?” Yabu broke the silence between them.
“This is something beyond my presumption.”
“I’m not asking your comment. What I want to hear is, what’s your answer for my confession?”
“Mmm… Ah, can I ask you first?”
“Sure, what is it?”
“So, today will be your last day?”
“My WHAT?!?!”
“You told me that you’d confess about your feeling if today happened as your last day.”
“Inoo-chan, this is the reason why I said that you’re so stupid!”
[the end]
A/N : I know this is a fail one, the idea came out of sudden and I just wrote it right away. I hope you like it. But if you don’t, I’m not forcing you though, lol. As usual, comments and critics are greatly appreciated~
Pairing : Yabu/Inoo (InooBu)
Genre : failed!crack
Rating : G
Summary : Inoo couldn’t sleep so he called Yabu to ask a companion
Disclaimer: Inoo and Yabu owned by their Parents
A/N : Written for inooislove , Happy Birthday Rose ;3
It was 2 am when Inoo sighed desperately, and he did that countless times already. There the disease came again, and he really despised it whenever it attacked him. Yes, it was insomnia. He needed some good sleeps since he was so exhausted for the daily routine he had, but his eyes couldn’t get the hang of it. He moved to the right side of the bed, with his cheek facing the surface of his fluffy bed, he tried to shut his eyes close but to go futile. Another sighed was heard when he rolled his frame to another side yet failed again miserably.
“What the heck!” he kicked the pillow, sitting and resting his back on the bed header.
“What should I do now?” he yanked the cell phone that was laying on the drawer right beside the bed, scrolling down the contacts and his eyes found a number that he always liked to call whenever insomnia or solitude suffered him. He pressed the dial button, and not too long after it he heard a hoarse voice from his victim.
“Yes, Inoo-chan?”
“Were you sleeping just now?” Inoo asked, a feeling of guilty came out of sudden. And then he heard Yabu was slightly coughing, clearing his throat.
“Yea. What is it? Are you lonely again, in the middle of the night?” the voice now was heard much clearer.
“Nope. I can’t sleep, that’s why I call you. But you seem so sleepy right now.”
“That’s alright, I’ll hear whatever you say.” The genuine voice that he loved the most assured him to start the conversation like they always did.
“Is that really okay?” Inoo thought that Yabu might be tired as well.
“No problem. Since when did you become so polite? Normally you’d be calling me whenever you felt so lonely without bothering the time.” Yabu chuckled.
“Are you sitting now?” Inoo guessed from the sound, it might Yabu was shifting since he heard the sound of moving air.
“Yes, so don’t tell me that you're gonna end the call right now.”
“I won’t!” Inoo giggled, setting himself to a more comfy position.
“So Yabu, if tomorrow was your last day, what would you do?” he asked, starting out the blunt conversation.
“Well, I’d confess about my feeling to someone I love.”
“You haven’t? Why should you have to wait until the last day of your life?”
“Because I think, that feeling is so wrong. It’s a terrible mistake, the worst thing ever happened in my perfect life.”
“Loving someone isn’t a crime, Yabu. It’s not a mistake.”
“Maybe the act isn’t wrong, but the person it is. Let’s say that I’m in love with the wrong person.”
“Why? What’s wrong with that person?”
“Dang~! Why do now I feel like you’re probing me and my private life?” Yabu hissed and Inoo laughed.
“Sorry I just can’t help it. Having a talk with you always makes me happy no matter how worthless the subject was.”
“Are you trying to convince me so that I’ll tell you the truth?”
Another laugh was heard, and it amused Yabu as well, so a smile formed on his lips. He liked to hear those chuckles, it brought him to experience tranquility whenever he heard that soft sound.
“I love someone with the same gender as mine.” Yabu confessed at last, but seconds later he cursed himself for disclosing it.
“For sure?! I never knew it! Is he from JUMP?”
“He is…” Yabu bit down on his lower lips. Sincerely he wished that if only the time could be reversed, he wouldn’t say that matter. Never!
“Really? Who is he? Hmm… let me guess. Is he Daiki?”
“No it’s not him. The person I love, he’s naturally funny but sometimes so annoying. And I always become his target.”
“Wait, is that HIkaru?”
“He’s dense too…”
“Yuto?”
“And he seems too often to get bored, such a lazy ass…”
“Takaki?”
“But he always fascinated me whenever he played his instrument.”
“Keito?”
“He’s so beautiful and pretty cool at the same time, even though he has a bad mouth…”
“Yama-chan?”
“He’s retarded, but sometimes his words and his acts such an old man.”
“Ryuutaro?”
“Contrary to his high-skilled of randomness, he is a smart guy!”
“Chinen?”
“But actually he’s so stupid!”
“There’s no way it’s me. I’m not stupid…” then Inoo laughed, but it didn’t happen to Yabu. The other guy stayed silent, and Inoo realized that too.
“What’s wrong? You fall asleep now?”
“I think I can’t sleep anymore.”
“I thought you’re sleeping already. But be serious Yabu, who’s that person? I already guessed all people in JUMP but you said nothing.”
“I told you he’s so dense, too stupid to be true. He didn’t use his brain to think properly. What a waste!”
“Yea I know. Then who is it?”
“I won’t tell you.”
“Come on! No fun Yabu!”
“And I think the first conversation is about something that I would do at the last day of my life right? It went too far if I said who it was. I’ll tag this as violating rules.”
“Hey, telling me about the name of someone won’t break your promise or violate the only-God-knows your rules at all…”
“Of course it will.”
“Eh, why?”
“Because that person is YOU! I told you that I’d confess about my feeling at the last day of my life. If I told you, then it’ll ruin everything!”
“Wait…what?”
“O my God! What did I just say…” Yabu screamed hysterically.
“beep” then the line was off.
“Yabu? Oi Yabu how dare you! I’m the one who called you so how dare you to end it first?!” Inoo stared at the screen of his cell phone aggravatingly.
. . .
Meanwhile at Yabu’s room
“Shit! I caught off guard…” Yabu slapped his forehead, sighing in exasperation. He plopped his back onto the bed, eyes staring at the ceiling of his room.
“I’m such a coward…” he murmured
“But if I told him the truth, would he like me too? There’s no pledge that he has the same feeling though, but how come he’s so dense to not realizing about my feeling?” Yabu nagged, grasping on the bed sheet. And there his cell phone buzzed under his pillow. Inoo Kei was calling him again. He gulped, then answered the call.
“How dare you Yabu!!” Inoo hollered, causing him to set the device aside or his ears would be in harm.
“I’m not deaf so don’t shout you maggot! I needed to pee just now, sorry…” Yabu excused, and that time he lied.
“Oh, is that so? Hey Yabu, is that really me?”
“You what?”
“The person you... love?”
Well, there’s no way to turn back anymore. Yabu thought as he fixed his pillow.
“Yes, it’s you. I love you Inoo-chan.” The clock struck at 2.30 am while Yabu confessed to Inoo Kei.
“So, what are you going to you say about that?” Yabu broke the silence between them.
“This is something beyond my presumption.”
“I’m not asking your comment. What I want to hear is, what’s your answer for my confession?”
“Mmm… Ah, can I ask you first?”
“Sure, what is it?”
“So, today will be your last day?”
“My WHAT?!?!”
“You told me that you’d confess about your feeling if today happened as your last day.”
“Inoo-chan, this is the reason why I said that you’re so stupid!”
[the end]
A/N : I know this is a fail one, the idea came out of sudden and I just wrote it right away. I hope you like it. But if you don’t, I’m not forcing you though, lol. As usual, comments and critics are greatly appreciated~