When Im World Ruler #3
Sorryyyy but I HAVE to. . .
- Pokemon word-games (as in "a wild . . . appears" etc) will be played every year in a world wide tournament
- There will be an almost adulthood ceremony every year. Everyone who turn 16 that year will have to wear a mango in their shirt for a day, reprecenting the human fertility by making them look pregnant of mango's. From that day on, they are allowed to get married. The mango will be made into a pie to celebrate this coming-to-age-day
- Also at their 16th, everyone will undergo a free (payed by everyones taxes actually) painless hair removal laser procedure, that will make shaving, harsing or any other type of hair removal unnecessary. Oly the hair on the head and eyebors and lases will stay. This counts for both genders.
- World Managers will be allowed their own small harem of 5 people.
- There will be regulated rains, every night between 1 and 5 'o clock. The exact time will be made available weekly.