"Thank you for ordering with ThinkGeek, Keith! Our team of highly-caffeinated monkeys will begin processing your order soon."
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So, after several little conflicts with the dining services at our college, the rebellious youths of the barefoot brigade have begun to lay claim to their rights of self-sufficiency and independence in their culinary options.
Behold the weapon of our resistance, whenever we must submit to their superior numbers, we shall remain the Ninjas of the
Spork.
The Chefs of the Silver Spoons and the Paring Knife Pirates will stand no chance against us!
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And in other news, I just ordered a really nice pair of Khaki and blue Athens from Crocs.