surveys are lame
40 QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY
1. Do you know anyone in prison?
nope
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush/ex's myspace?
I barely have time to log on my own.
3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
two days ago, i made a triple decker PBnJ
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
yes, alot.
6. Name someone you miss.
meh, way too many people to name.
7. Are you named after a grandparent?
nuh uh, an uncle
8. Who loves you?
huh, good question.
9. Do you throw up gang signs?
no, thats retarded
10. Have you ever broken a rib?
come very close
11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
i'm cool with being a guy, never tried it the other way around though.
12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
my first girlfriend.
13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
true love, probably. although we all know a million bucks can buy alot of the untrue kind.
14. Have you ever had sex in church?
thats between me and teh priest.... and no.
15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
dont have a GF
16. Do you watch the Grammys?
no reason to. Award shows pander to mediocrity
17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?, Why?
depends on what they were paying me
18. What would you describe your last relationship as?
what would you define "relationship" as? That pretty much sums it up.
19. Would you rather date someone 2 years younger than you or older?
doesnt matter to me, I've dated girls of all ages.
20. Have you ever had an eating disorder?
no, but try convincing my mom of that
21. Do you have a porn collection?
no, i have a vivid imagination and memory
22. How many proms have you been to in your life?
ugh, like 5
23. Have you ever been in a interracial relationship?
i've had interracial sex. I dunno if it counts as a relationship.
24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
nope.
25. Are you old enough to vote?
yeah.
26. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
a couple.
27. Are you a vegetarian?
i wouldnt survive without red meat.
28. Do you worry about global warming?
I didnt even think I'd live past 21. so no, not really.
29. Do you like polar bears?
i havent met any.
30. Frozen yogurt or ice cream?
ice cream is far superior and far less wussy than frozen yogurt.
31. Do you want to go on a blind date?
with who? blind dates suck ass.
32. What song do you want played at your funeral?
hopefully something that I wrote in the futurepast that was awesome
34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
no, she lived really far away.
35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
i probably ont get bitten by a radioactive spider and gain super powers, no.
36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
sweetie? I have worn tshirts from a girl here or there, but mostly my stuff seems to go missing.
37. What's your opinion on gold diggers?
they dont look twice at me for good reason, so bon voyage.
38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?
i couldnt live without a 24 hour something nearby.
39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?
my car is a 1999 cube, my next one should be here soon though.
40. Do you consider yourself spoiled?
growing up my dad made my sister and I split small fries at McDonalds. I think that can be your answer.