Jun 14, 2007 13:02
"Well, here's your problem"
"This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over!"
"Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more."
"Jamie wants big boom!"
"Down, boy!"
"Am I Missing an eyebrow?"
"All right! Looks like it's time to pack Buster's bags for the Bahamas. What do you think he'd wear? Shorts or a little thong?"
"I... I don't know if Buster has enough actual flesh down there for a thong, but a..."
"He's got no butt at all, in fact he doesn't even have any legs."
"Killer quicksand. Is that why I'm standing here in this stupid pith helmet?"
"No, your standing there in that stupid pith helmet because you're an idiot."
"Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything!"
"Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable."
"It's not a myth. We're just idiots"
"Adam doesn't know it yet but he's digging his own grave."
"What's that?"
"What?... Nothing!"
"Quack, damn you!"
"This kills you. This kills you and everyone in the room"
"How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?"
"Just thinkin' this one through from a mechanical standpoint... I'd be totally pleased with two inches of penetration."
"Generally, I prefer a little bit more."
"When you add donkey to rooster you get a violent reaction."
"Frank, why are you standing so far away?"
"Because I want to live."
"I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?"
"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right?"
"The faulty wiring of the faulty wiring is no longer faulty. So now it's correctly faulty"
and I think the #1 overall is of course: "I reject your reality, and substitute my own"