Jul 27, 2010 14:45
Driving to LA for a work meeting with my little brothers accompanying (only one of them but they keep switching back and forth).
After the meeting we are walking down a busy street and stop to sit on the grass for a moment before getting up to leave because we were one block south in a “bad” neighborhood.
On the walk back, through a parking lot, we are approached by a girl who tries to initiate conversation but I say “Not interested” and point out a boy sitting a few steps further. As we pass the boy she looks up and I thumbs up her.
Once reaching the car I notice that everything has been cleared out of it: The Sub, amps, receiver, junk, etc. However, there is no sign of breaking into the vehicle. All the locks are still there as well as intact windows. As I go to open the passenger door for my little brother a man walks up and apologizes for his son stealing all my stuff and hands me a bag with my amps in it. It flashes over to him talking with other people formulating some sort of plan so I don't want to wait around for his son to bring all the stuff back because that is just a ploy. So we get into the truck and leave out of the parking lot immediately going onto the freeway.
On the freeway all of the signs are really confusing and there are several on and off ramps and I end up accidentally one that shoots up with no sides protecting cars from calling off. Reaching the end of the road the truck falls down what look to be comically large sized steps and I find myself driving among little toy race cars. Ripping right around a corner I notice a large set of mall doors and smash the truck through several times to get out. Once out of the building everything is large, or we are very very small, so we get out of the truck so it can explode itself back to the right size. Now normal sized again my brother gets back in the car but I sit on top of it to try and get google maps working on my Ipad. I don't own an Ipad. This Ipad in particular is unique because instead of a glass screen, its two layers of plastic- like those drawing boards where you lift up the plastic and erase the drawing. Sitting there trying to get the map to work an old lady walks up and tries to initiate conversation about the latest movies commenting about a poster with Brittney Spears. I ask if she is sure about Spears because all I see is a picture of Madonna with really bad mouth herpes but then I see a poster of Spears next to it. This seems to piss her off and she starts reaching of the ipad, eventually ripping the plastic with her nails destroying the thing immediately.
I call for help and some people setting up a rest stop for some sort of race come and pull her away and I wake up to my cat purring.
Uhhh....