Meme
Rules:
1) Post these rules.
2) Each person tagged must put eight random facts about themselves.
3) Tagged folks should write a journal about these facts.
4) At the end of the post tag eight more deviants
5) Go to their page telling them they're tagged.
6) No tagging back for the obvious reasons.
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1) I find that the more I tried to connect with my family, the more lies and twists I find. So I stopped connecting.
2) Everything I love alllllways goes away or turns lame. MCR: Lame, Heath Ledger: Dead, Beefy-Cheesy Melt from Taco Bell: Gone. Wth.
3) Vince from the Shamwow Commercials has never failed to make me laugh.
4) I am probably the lamest person ever. I know that I'm boring but even my fantasies are boring. Who here has actually had a fantasy, a frickin' despirte desire that hurts their heart because it will never be fulfilled, of cooking Sugar-free cake for Nick Jonas and doing Kevin's laundry?
I don't even do my OWN laundry. Wth.
5) I am the "Mommy" of my friends. I cook for them and drive them around and tell them to keep their voices at a reasonable level.
6) Having no friends doesn't bother me in the least. I am dependent on no one because I've always got myself to talk too. :D
7) I have never had a boyfriend. I probably never will. It ia a very real concern of my mother's.
Instead of focusing my hormones on a friend-of-a-friend or the cutest guy at the party, I pin my love and affection on someone utterly unrealistic to get all the lovey-dovey feelings out without actually bringing a relationship to fruition.
8) I love to spill my heart to complete strangers. I thrive on the fact that I can get online and talk for hours about my day or my fears or some shit.
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Not tagging. :P