stupid drunks...
at sunriver for a night several weekends ago...and the following conversation occurred while dave and i were attempting to walk to the store to get more beer, already totally fucked up...
dave: hey, fuck you, fuck your skates, you suuuuck...
little kid on ice skates: huh?
dave: you heard me, fuck off you little biatch. ice skating is so gay...dude fuck yo couch nigga...thats right
little kid on ice skates: dude, are you kidding me?
dave: shut up, dont talk back to your superiors
little kid on ice skates: dude, im 8 years old...what are you doing
dave: HEY! i said shut the hell up...ill beat you down
(dave's a think kid, can bench over 300)
little kid on ice skates: okay, man, your so cool, i wish i was you.
me: (laughin hysterically) hahahahahaha, dave, you just got so clowned by a 4 year old
(this pissed off the kid, seeing as he already told us he was 8)
little kid: dude, you guys are pathetic
dave: your right, but we can drink beer better.
little kid: wow, you showed me
(then the kid skates off)
god, we got so clowned...if you all knew who dave was, he looks like a total meat head but he is one of the funniest guys i know...its ridiculous...
anyway...grades goin well, other shit doin fine...not really much to report, i have a ton of funny stories like the above one...like how tex tried to ride this bike down the hallway while hammered and someone opened a door and just fully cleared him out...he was down for the count...or how my pitcher of juice and vodka spilt all ove rme and the floor when i tripped over said bike while trying to carefully step over it...
dave: hey, fuck you, fuck your skates, you suuuuck...
little kid on ice skates: huh?
dave: you heard me, fuck off you little biatch. ice skating is so gay...dude fuck yo couch nigga...thats right
little kid on ice skates: dude, are you kidding me?
dave: shut up, dont talk back to your superiors
little kid on ice skates: dude, im 8 years old...what are you doing
dave: HEY! i said shut the hell up...ill beat you down
(dave's a think kid, can bench over 300)
little kid on ice skates: okay, man, your so cool, i wish i was you.
me: (laughin hysterically) hahahahahaha, dave, you just got so clowned by a 4 year old
(this pissed off the kid, seeing as he already told us he was 8)
little kid: dude, you guys are pathetic
dave: your right, but we can drink beer better.
little kid: wow, you showed me
(then the kid skates off)
god, we got so clowned...if you all knew who dave was, he looks like a total meat head but he is one of the funniest guys i know...its ridiculous...
anyway...grades goin well, other shit doin fine...not really much to report, i have a ton of funny stories like the above one...like how tex tried to ride this bike down the hallway while hammered and someone opened a door and just fully cleared him out...he was down for the count...or how my pitcher of juice and vodka spilt all ove rme and the floor when i tripped over said bike while trying to carefully step over it...