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[keibutottsan]

I can't say it isn't nice to be back in Japan for once. I've been everywhere and anywhere, seems like all of the time, and I don't remember what it's like to not feel jet-lagged.
I recently took some forced time off and went to visit my daughter Toshiko. I'm never too keen about getting too far off the trail. I can't let it go cold. Of course, it

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[immasuperhero]

Ooh, how old is Toshiko-chan now, anyway?

[keibutottsan]

Lupin!! She's-it's none of your business! You stay away from my little girl or I swear to High Heaven I'll string you up by your nethers myself, you scoundrel!

[immasuperhero]

Heya old man! I'm surprised you even know how to work the internet.

I'm afraid I can't play with you this week. I'm on vacation!

[keibutottsan]

I'll have you know that it'll take more than a bunch of coding and flashy pictures to best Koichi Zenigata!

Good. That gives me time to get back to being a step ahead of you! No, I take that back, three steps ahead of you! Don't think that I buy that vacation excuse one little bit, either.

[a failed lock. Seriously, Zenigata has no idea what he's doing]

How can he schedule his vacation right after mine? Ugh, now what am I supposed to do!

[/failed lock]

[mineandfine]

Oh I suppose you'll have to find someone else to play with while lupin is off doing god knows what.

[keibutottsan]

Lupin and I do not "play"! He is my sworn enemy and I will not stop until I see him behind bars!!
...again!!

And just what are you up to while Lupin is off no doubt oggling at every female creature within groping distance?

[mineandfine]

All right, all right. How many times have you actually caught him? I mean, it must count for something.

Oh I am working with a very well known metal band. I'm a bodyguard. As if I care what he's oggling.

[keibutottsan]

Yeah, exactly! He is a formidable foe, but he'll never truly win once and for all!

A bodyguard? That's a change. Hm...
Could you...possibly be changing your ways for the better, Ms. Fujiko? Giving up a life of crime as we know it??

[mineandfine]

...of course he won't. You know how many times he's an amnesia here and he would of been all yours for the taking. Poor Zenigata-san.

Oh yes, I'm just a normal everyday goody two shoes, who makes six figures.I don't know if I would say that. It's not so much a life of crime as a hobby now.