don't
title: don’t (aka the oh sehun rules of engagement)
pairing/s: sehun-centric, sehun/baekhyun, baekhyun/chanyeol
genre: I have no idea??
length: 1995 wc
rating: d for dumb
warning/s: sekaitao, unbetaed
summary: he was too damned cocky for his own good.
an: for baekfats bc she is my oppa and she wanted sebaek but i can't write sebaek... i can't write. period. so this happened from the prompt: "Don't be too nice to me. We can't be together." but the fic has no connection to it idek u___u
He was too damned cocky for his own good.
Sehun knew it the moment the older man looked up at him with those dark brown eyes and what he saw in those depths made him want to punch himself.
This was supposed to be simple. He was just supposed to show his two dumb friends that he could make anyone fall for him-even this short guy his cousin was dating. After all, he was Oh Sehun and everyone-and that meant everyone-wanted him.
The taller boy didn't expect the twisting of his insides as he stared at Byun Baekhyun. He had seen him more than a dozen of times-every time his cousin Chanyeol brought the guy over at their shared apartment to spend the weekend. Sehun had thought the boy cute with his puppy eyes, button nose and pretty smile but that was that. Yet now... Now, he couldn't explain this warmth sweeping through him, leaving him breathless as he continued to hold Baekhyun's gaze. He was the one towering over Baekhyun, the one backing him into a corner but Sehun felt like it was the other way around.
"What are you doing?" the elder asked, voice filled with genuine confusion.
Yeah, Oh Sehun, what are you doing?
"Well, that was boring," Zitao commented as soon as Sehun returned to his seat at their table. It was a Friday night and they were at their new hangout, a club fifteen minutes away from campus. What was being 19 if you don't get to finally enjoy a few drinks?
"Yeah," Jongin agreed before he drank lazily from his beer bottle. The olive-skinned boy was known for his smoldering stares-a look aided by his perpetually droopy eyelids-but this time he really did look bored. "You've lost the Oh touch.
Sehun scoffed after downing his own drink. "She simply wasn't my type. If she was, then I'd be out of here and I would have left you two to nurse your loser butts." He brushed back his platinum blonde hair and rested his arm against the back of his chair. "No one could resist me."
It was mostly true but that didn't stop his two friends from shaking their heads. Out of the three males, Sehun probably had the most number of hook ups thanks to his height and long, well-built limbs, not to mention his pretty boy good looks. Jongin and Zitao had their own charms, too, but Sehun’s seemingly innocent face drew people in effortlessly.
The group passed the time drinking and observing the crowd, none of them really wanting to mingle. Clubbing was getting old fast and the three young college boys couldn't find anything better to do. Well, that was until an hour later when Jongin caught sight of a familiar tall guy. He elbowed Sehun who was scrolling down the messages on his phone, choosing which party invitation to accept and which to decline. The blonde boy glanced to where his friend was pointing at and he saw Chanyeol walking towards their table, a small brunette holding onto his hand and trailing behind him. Sehun rolled his eyes.
His cousin reached them with a big smile on his face, thick rimmed glasses sliding down his nose. "Hey guys! Fancy seeing you here."
"Chanyeol, my man, no one uses fancy anymore," Zitao replied with a smirk.
But Chanyeol just continued to grin at them. "Well, okay. I just wanted to say hi." He turned to Sehun. "Anyways, I'd probably be home late tonight. I promised Baek, we'd go to the Lake after we're done here."
At the mention of his boyfriend's name, the three friends shifted their attention to the smaller male who smiled brightly at them. Sehun vaguely wondered how Chanyeol was even able to catch someone like Byun Baekhyun. He certainly didn't look as nerdy as his cousin was. The short boy was even wearing eyeliner and designer jeans. Yeah, way too cool beside Chanyeol's slacks and cream colored cardigan.
"So yeah, see you later boys. Just gonna ask my baby to dance," Chanyeol declared before he pulled a laughing and embarrassed Baekhyun towards the semi-crowded dance floor. Sehun's eyes absently followed the couple, watching as they danced completely out of beat. They looked awfully awkward, forcing a smirk out of the blonde boy.
"He's kind of hot," Jongin suddenly said, leaning on the table and propping his chin up with his palm, eyes on the couple, too. "Cute hot."
Sehun straightened in his seat. "God, are you crushing on Chanyeol?" he asked incredulously.
His friend tsked. "No. I was referring to his boyfriend. Duh."
Zitao joined in, also watching Chanyeol and Baekhyun basically cuddling on the dance floor. "Yes, def cute hot." Then Zitao turned his slanted eyes to Sehun. "What do you know. Your cousin's got game. More than you do, even."
Sehun looked at his friend with narrowed eyes. "Excuse me?"
"Face it, Sehun-ah. Your cousin's better than you are," Jongin said with a chuckle.
"What the hell are you two even talking about?" Sehun answered indignantly. "I am not losing any game. I am Oh Sehun and I get whoever I want, whenever I want."
"Yeah, right."
"Are you doubting me?" the blonde boy asked with raised brows.
"Hmmm," was all Zitao replied which annoyed Sehun more.
"Prove it then," Jongin challenged, bored expression now replaced by mischief. "Prove you have more game than your nerdy cousin does."
Sehun smirked. "You're kidding. You're really comparing me to Chanyeol?"
"Yup," Zitao answered.
"You're both idiots. But fine," Sehun nodded. This was silly but he was bored too so he might as well. "Point at any one here and I'd get them to go out with me."
Jongin grinned, loving where the conversation was heading. "Anyone, huh?"
"Any one at all."
"Let's make it simpler," Zitao joined in. "They needn't go out with you, the person just has to kiss you by the end of the night."
Sehun wanted to erase the annoying smirk from the raven-haired boy's lips. "That's easy."
"Well, then," Jongin made a show of perusing the available 'prey'. "How about that one?"
Sehun glanced at the guy Jongin was referring to. "I'm going to skin you alive," he said. The guy was easily five times his body mass.
"You did say any one," Zitao reminded him with a chuckle.
"I was just kidding," Jongin said. "Next is the real one."
Sehun drank his beer, totally missing the look that passed between Zitao and Jongin.
"Okay so we've decided," Zitao started.
Jongin hooked his arm around Sehun's broad shoulders and directed his gaze on to the dance floor. There was a feeling of dread when the first person Sehun saw was the brunette whose arms were around his cousin. Shit, they couldn't mean-
"That one," Jongin said. "Baekhyun, isn't it?"
"What the-" Sehun started to protest.
"Any one, Oh Sehun," Zitao reminded him. "You told us any one."
"You assholes," he said with gritted teeth. "He's dating my cousin."
Jongin shrugged, a satisfied smile on his face which grated on Sehun's nerves. "That hasn't stopped you before."
"So, you giving up?" Zitao taunted, folding his arms across his chest. "Admitting your nerd of a cousin can get a hot guy like that and you can't?"
"I'm not admitting anything of the sort, okay," Sehun glared.
"Then what are you waiting for? It's just a kiss," Jongin assured him with a pat on the shoulder. "We can help distract Chanyeol if you like."
Before Sehun could even protest, Jongin and Zitao were already on their feet, making their way towards Baekhyun and Chanyeol. Sehun had no idea what the two idiots said to his cousin but soon they were dragging him to god knows where and Baekhyun was padding towards him. The short guy dropped down beside Sehun, looking bemused.
The younger boy had to mentally slap himself to wake up from surprise of the abrupt chain of events. It wouldn't do for him to fail because his friends wouldn't let him live it down. This was easy, he told himself. This was just Byun Baekhyun.
"So," he began. "Where did your boyfriend run off to?" Sehun tried not to wince. Bad move. He shouldn't remind Baekhyun about Chanyeol.
"I have no idea," Baekhyun answered. "All I heard was emergency, they'll be back soon, and then they were gone."
He nodded.
Regroup, goddamit.
Remember the Oh Sehun rules of engagement.
Make him feel nice.
"You look great tonight by the way," he said smoothly, smiling when he saw Baekhyun looked pleased.
"Thanks."
Associate 'Oh Sehun' with the nice feeling.
"I don't say this a lot but, you look way nicer than I do," Sehun told the elder with just the right amount of teasing, getting more comfortable as he slips into his practiced lines.
Baekhyun laughed, eyes crinkling at the corners. "I'm so honored," he joked back.
Lure him with a smile.
Sehun leaned closer and waited until Baekhyun's attention was on him before he lets his lips quirk then glide into his famous half-smile. He saw the shorter boy blink and Sehun had to hide his amusement at how easy this was turning out to be.
Go in for the kill.
"It's really stuffy in here. Wanna wait outside?" Sehun invited. He didn't give Baekhyun a chance to turn him down, holding onto the elder's arm and gently pulling him out of the club.
There were only a few people outside, a man who looked too drunk to know where he was going and a few couples walking about. Sehun guided Baekhyun towards the side of the building, the one facing the parking lot. It was fairly deserted and only one lamp post lighted the area. Perfect, Sehun thought.
"I didn't realize how hot it was in there," Baekhyun said. "I'm actually sweating. I'm really not one for clubs but Chan-"
"You're hot," Sehun cut him off. There was no need to talk about his cousin. Baekhyun froze for a second but shook his head right after, passing the remark off as a joke.
"I'm not kidding," the blonde boy insisted, letting his voice drop down a delicious octave lower, making it huskier and more seductive.
"Of course, I know I'm hot," Baekhyun replied jokingly. His smile slowly faltered though when Sehun moved closer. One step and the taller boy had him against the wall, his body bracketed by long, perfectly muscled arms. Baekhyun blinked again, lips parting in surprise.
Go for the gold.
Sehun knew he had Baekhyun right where he wanted him. "So hot," he whispered huskily, leaning ever so closer. He tilted Baekhyun's face up with his thumb and forefinger and stared into his eyes.
Gotcha.
"What are you doing?"
The descent of his lips towards Baekhyun's halted. Sehun gazed at the face so close to his own and there it was the jab to his gut when the realization hit him.
Fuck, he wanted Byun Baekhyun for real.
Sehun felt two hands push him gently away and all he could do was stand there in shock, brain not anywhere near recovering from the idea that he was crushing on his cousin's boyfriend. His mouth opened but nothing came out.
Then he heard the sound of Baekhyun's laughter, pulling the knots in his stomach tighter and twisting them more painfully. What the fuck.
"You almost got me there," the older boy said.
Baekhyun was smiling but Sehun caught a flash of something in his eyes. His heart slammed against his chest when Baekhyun stepped closer, cupping the side of Sehun's face, tiptoeing until his lips were almost pressed against the taller's ear. "Don't. We can't be together."
Baekhyun patted Sehun's cheek softly. Then he was walking away, rounding the corner, back to where Chanyeol was.
Shit, Sehun groaned, leaning his head against the club's wall and wondering what the hell he was supposed to do now.
- dont worry this wont happen again hahahah
pairing/s: sehun-centric, sehun/baekhyun, baekhyun/chanyeol
genre: I have no idea??
length: 1995 wc
rating: d for dumb
warning/s: sekaitao, unbetaed
summary: he was too damned cocky for his own good.
an: for baekfats bc she is my oppa and she wanted sebaek but i can't write sebaek... i can't write. period. so this happened from the prompt: "Don't be too nice to me. We can't be together." but the fic has no connection to it idek u___u
He was too damned cocky for his own good.
Sehun knew it the moment the older man looked up at him with those dark brown eyes and what he saw in those depths made him want to punch himself.
This was supposed to be simple. He was just supposed to show his two dumb friends that he could make anyone fall for him-even this short guy his cousin was dating. After all, he was Oh Sehun and everyone-and that meant everyone-wanted him.
The taller boy didn't expect the twisting of his insides as he stared at Byun Baekhyun. He had seen him more than a dozen of times-every time his cousin Chanyeol brought the guy over at their shared apartment to spend the weekend. Sehun had thought the boy cute with his puppy eyes, button nose and pretty smile but that was that. Yet now... Now, he couldn't explain this warmth sweeping through him, leaving him breathless as he continued to hold Baekhyun's gaze. He was the one towering over Baekhyun, the one backing him into a corner but Sehun felt like it was the other way around.
"What are you doing?" the elder asked, voice filled with genuine confusion.
Yeah, Oh Sehun, what are you doing?
"Well, that was boring," Zitao commented as soon as Sehun returned to his seat at their table. It was a Friday night and they were at their new hangout, a club fifteen minutes away from campus. What was being 19 if you don't get to finally enjoy a few drinks?
"Yeah," Jongin agreed before he drank lazily from his beer bottle. The olive-skinned boy was known for his smoldering stares-a look aided by his perpetually droopy eyelids-but this time he really did look bored. "You've lost the Oh touch.
Sehun scoffed after downing his own drink. "She simply wasn't my type. If she was, then I'd be out of here and I would have left you two to nurse your loser butts." He brushed back his platinum blonde hair and rested his arm against the back of his chair. "No one could resist me."
It was mostly true but that didn't stop his two friends from shaking their heads. Out of the three males, Sehun probably had the most number of hook ups thanks to his height and long, well-built limbs, not to mention his pretty boy good looks. Jongin and Zitao had their own charms, too, but Sehun’s seemingly innocent face drew people in effortlessly.
The group passed the time drinking and observing the crowd, none of them really wanting to mingle. Clubbing was getting old fast and the three young college boys couldn't find anything better to do. Well, that was until an hour later when Jongin caught sight of a familiar tall guy. He elbowed Sehun who was scrolling down the messages on his phone, choosing which party invitation to accept and which to decline. The blonde boy glanced to where his friend was pointing at and he saw Chanyeol walking towards their table, a small brunette holding onto his hand and trailing behind him. Sehun rolled his eyes.
His cousin reached them with a big smile on his face, thick rimmed glasses sliding down his nose. "Hey guys! Fancy seeing you here."
"Chanyeol, my man, no one uses fancy anymore," Zitao replied with a smirk.
But Chanyeol just continued to grin at them. "Well, okay. I just wanted to say hi." He turned to Sehun. "Anyways, I'd probably be home late tonight. I promised Baek, we'd go to the Lake after we're done here."
At the mention of his boyfriend's name, the three friends shifted their attention to the smaller male who smiled brightly at them. Sehun vaguely wondered how Chanyeol was even able to catch someone like Byun Baekhyun. He certainly didn't look as nerdy as his cousin was. The short boy was even wearing eyeliner and designer jeans. Yeah, way too cool beside Chanyeol's slacks and cream colored cardigan.
"So yeah, see you later boys. Just gonna ask my baby to dance," Chanyeol declared before he pulled a laughing and embarrassed Baekhyun towards the semi-crowded dance floor. Sehun's eyes absently followed the couple, watching as they danced completely out of beat. They looked awfully awkward, forcing a smirk out of the blonde boy.
"He's kind of hot," Jongin suddenly said, leaning on the table and propping his chin up with his palm, eyes on the couple, too. "Cute hot."
Sehun straightened in his seat. "God, are you crushing on Chanyeol?" he asked incredulously.
His friend tsked. "No. I was referring to his boyfriend. Duh."
Zitao joined in, also watching Chanyeol and Baekhyun basically cuddling on the dance floor. "Yes, def cute hot." Then Zitao turned his slanted eyes to Sehun. "What do you know. Your cousin's got game. More than you do, even."
Sehun looked at his friend with narrowed eyes. "Excuse me?"
"Face it, Sehun-ah. Your cousin's better than you are," Jongin said with a chuckle.
"What the hell are you two even talking about?" Sehun answered indignantly. "I am not losing any game. I am Oh Sehun and I get whoever I want, whenever I want."
"Yeah, right."
"Are you doubting me?" the blonde boy asked with raised brows.
"Hmmm," was all Zitao replied which annoyed Sehun more.
"Prove it then," Jongin challenged, bored expression now replaced by mischief. "Prove you have more game than your nerdy cousin does."
Sehun smirked. "You're kidding. You're really comparing me to Chanyeol?"
"Yup," Zitao answered.
"You're both idiots. But fine," Sehun nodded. This was silly but he was bored too so he might as well. "Point at any one here and I'd get them to go out with me."
Jongin grinned, loving where the conversation was heading. "Anyone, huh?"
"Any one at all."
"Let's make it simpler," Zitao joined in. "They needn't go out with you, the person just has to kiss you by the end of the night."
Sehun wanted to erase the annoying smirk from the raven-haired boy's lips. "That's easy."
"Well, then," Jongin made a show of perusing the available 'prey'. "How about that one?"
Sehun glanced at the guy Jongin was referring to. "I'm going to skin you alive," he said. The guy was easily five times his body mass.
"You did say any one," Zitao reminded him with a chuckle.
"I was just kidding," Jongin said. "Next is the real one."
Sehun drank his beer, totally missing the look that passed between Zitao and Jongin.
"Okay so we've decided," Zitao started.
Jongin hooked his arm around Sehun's broad shoulders and directed his gaze on to the dance floor. There was a feeling of dread when the first person Sehun saw was the brunette whose arms were around his cousin. Shit, they couldn't mean-
"That one," Jongin said. "Baekhyun, isn't it?"
"What the-" Sehun started to protest.
"Any one, Oh Sehun," Zitao reminded him. "You told us any one."
"You assholes," he said with gritted teeth. "He's dating my cousin."
Jongin shrugged, a satisfied smile on his face which grated on Sehun's nerves. "That hasn't stopped you before."
"So, you giving up?" Zitao taunted, folding his arms across his chest. "Admitting your nerd of a cousin can get a hot guy like that and you can't?"
"I'm not admitting anything of the sort, okay," Sehun glared.
"Then what are you waiting for? It's just a kiss," Jongin assured him with a pat on the shoulder. "We can help distract Chanyeol if you like."
Before Sehun could even protest, Jongin and Zitao were already on their feet, making their way towards Baekhyun and Chanyeol. Sehun had no idea what the two idiots said to his cousin but soon they were dragging him to god knows where and Baekhyun was padding towards him. The short guy dropped down beside Sehun, looking bemused.
The younger boy had to mentally slap himself to wake up from surprise of the abrupt chain of events. It wouldn't do for him to fail because his friends wouldn't let him live it down. This was easy, he told himself. This was just Byun Baekhyun.
"So," he began. "Where did your boyfriend run off to?" Sehun tried not to wince. Bad move. He shouldn't remind Baekhyun about Chanyeol.
"I have no idea," Baekhyun answered. "All I heard was emergency, they'll be back soon, and then they were gone."
He nodded.
Regroup, goddamit.
Remember the Oh Sehun rules of engagement.
Make him feel nice.
"You look great tonight by the way," he said smoothly, smiling when he saw Baekhyun looked pleased.
"Thanks."
Associate 'Oh Sehun' with the nice feeling.
"I don't say this a lot but, you look way nicer than I do," Sehun told the elder with just the right amount of teasing, getting more comfortable as he slips into his practiced lines.
Baekhyun laughed, eyes crinkling at the corners. "I'm so honored," he joked back.
Lure him with a smile.
Sehun leaned closer and waited until Baekhyun's attention was on him before he lets his lips quirk then glide into his famous half-smile. He saw the shorter boy blink and Sehun had to hide his amusement at how easy this was turning out to be.
Go in for the kill.
"It's really stuffy in here. Wanna wait outside?" Sehun invited. He didn't give Baekhyun a chance to turn him down, holding onto the elder's arm and gently pulling him out of the club.
There were only a few people outside, a man who looked too drunk to know where he was going and a few couples walking about. Sehun guided Baekhyun towards the side of the building, the one facing the parking lot. It was fairly deserted and only one lamp post lighted the area. Perfect, Sehun thought.
"I didn't realize how hot it was in there," Baekhyun said. "I'm actually sweating. I'm really not one for clubs but Chan-"
"You're hot," Sehun cut him off. There was no need to talk about his cousin. Baekhyun froze for a second but shook his head right after, passing the remark off as a joke.
"I'm not kidding," the blonde boy insisted, letting his voice drop down a delicious octave lower, making it huskier and more seductive.
"Of course, I know I'm hot," Baekhyun replied jokingly. His smile slowly faltered though when Sehun moved closer. One step and the taller boy had him against the wall, his body bracketed by long, perfectly muscled arms. Baekhyun blinked again, lips parting in surprise.
Go for the gold.
Sehun knew he had Baekhyun right where he wanted him. "So hot," he whispered huskily, leaning ever so closer. He tilted Baekhyun's face up with his thumb and forefinger and stared into his eyes.
Gotcha.
"What are you doing?"
The descent of his lips towards Baekhyun's halted. Sehun gazed at the face so close to his own and there it was the jab to his gut when the realization hit him.
Fuck, he wanted Byun Baekhyun for real.
Sehun felt two hands push him gently away and all he could do was stand there in shock, brain not anywhere near recovering from the idea that he was crushing on his cousin's boyfriend. His mouth opened but nothing came out.
Then he heard the sound of Baekhyun's laughter, pulling the knots in his stomach tighter and twisting them more painfully. What the fuck.
"You almost got me there," the older boy said.
Baekhyun was smiling but Sehun caught a flash of something in his eyes. His heart slammed against his chest when Baekhyun stepped closer, cupping the side of Sehun's face, tiptoeing until his lips were almost pressed against the taller's ear. "Don't. We can't be together."
Baekhyun patted Sehun's cheek softly. Then he was walking away, rounding the corner, back to where Chanyeol was.
Shit, Sehun groaned, leaning his head against the club's wall and wondering what the hell he was supposed to do now.
- dont worry this wont happen again hahahah