not even me?

[kei17]

title: not even me?
pairing: baekhyun/chanyeol
rating: nc-17 (wow, like wow?)
genre: unsolicited pwp
length: 2190~
summary: lapdance!baek. yep.
note: written for sweta because reasons (aka twitter porn happens u__u).
besides look at this and tell me honestly if you won't have any durty thoughts

Comments

[kei17]

spot for sweta (can u even comment here?)

[parkbaekyeol]

KEI YOU LOST UR PORNGINITY AND IM NOT EVEN SORRY OMFG

can you hear my screams from freakin america cuz I swear if you listen hard enough you'll hear it.

so much smuuuttttt im cry

Baekhyun's thighs I need to get myself some of that /cries

HE WAS DANCING IN CHANYEOL'S LAP NAKED

FRICK MY WHOLE EXISTENCE.

AND DO I SMELL A SQUEAL COMING. YOU CANT JUST TELL ME THAT HE'S GONNA USE CHANYEOL AS A POLE AND LEAVE IT OFF LIKE THAT OK UR NOT ALLOWED. I NEED POLE DANCING BAEK OMFG WHAT AM I SAYING

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO READ A FIC WITH BAEK USING CHANYEOL AS A POLE U DONT UNDERSTANDDDDD.

And I am typing up a contract saying that you own my soul ok it's your TAKE IT.

[kei17]

omg i didnt know you had an account lol

this was an abomination lmaooooo
BUT I WAS GLAD TO LOSE MY PORNGINITY TO YOU ♥

i can hear the screams yes. u__u

LMAO DO YOU REALLY WANT A POLE DANCE FROM ME. like WHY.

but thanks sweta. i really love you. :3

[parkbaekyeol]

LOL I do I just always forget my password

;^; Do we tell the parents or?

PMSL YES I WANT A POLE DANCE OMFG DOOOO ITTTTTTT HDAJSDKAJHSDjKHJH
Just imagine Baekhyun climbing Chanyeol and wrapping his legs around him. YOU KNOW YOU WANNA WRITE IT. DONT DENY URSELF OF THE SMUT DONT DO IT KEI ITS NOT HEALTHY TO DENY SMUT.

And I love you moreeeeeee /And I got an idea for a long fic ok let's see if I even start on it ;^;

[kei17]

spot for avabbit. :333

[kei17]

lol far from the best tho u__u

AND YES CHANYEOL COULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER resist Baek lap dance.

PMSL why are u even looking for the pole dance thing orz

i love youuuu~

[kei17]

spot for park_noodle

[park_noodle]

AAAAAAAAAAH SERIOUSLY???
YOU'RE A LIAR AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE WRITTEN PORN ALL YOUR LIFE HAVEN'T YOU?!

This is perfect. Awesome. Awesomer. Awesomest even.
Baek is a sexy mofo he can even resurrect Chanyeol from the dead. God would I have a piece of him.

AND ASDFGHJJKL IS NAKED LAPDANCE EVEN LEGAL???!!!

Okay I'm not really being coherent atm so forgive my crappy comment but should I add that you MUST write more porn because it'd be a waste if you stopped here.

It was beautifully hot bb ♥

[kei17]

yo! me no liar this will be the first and last pron i think lmaooo

it is illegal. EVERYTHING BAEKYEOL PORN IS ILLEGAL that's why its AWESOME.

idek... still, thank you for reading and no, YOU CONTINUE WRITING.
ill leave the smexy times to writers like you. lol

all my potato looove. ♥

[fer_yeol]

KEI!!!!!!! I already told you my thoughs on twitter /dead/
/more dead than chanyeol/
Lap dance baek is my favorite thing in the world
'you can be my pole' hha hahah hahah I'm not sane anymore

[kei17]

chanyeol will be the perfect pole. yep.

lol thanks dear! :D

[for_you_i_am]

Okay, um. This is... I have no words.

The part when Baek starts touching himself - hnngggghhhhhhhhhh.

I can't tell if I'm crying, or just ejaculating from my eyes.

[kei17]

i am deeply sorry. forgive me. u__u

i wanna see chanyeol touch baek like that.
what am i even saying.

/wiped your tears/ejaculation ♥