12 Types of Men = Mr. Right!
12 Types of Men
1. MR. THUG LIFE
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail
2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL
Advantages
a. Will take you out every weekend
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time
d. Gives you your space
Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his ass
3. MR. BIG BALLA
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
d. Will spoil youwith expensive gifts and priceless outings
Disadvantages
a. Never returns your calls
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
d. Tries to buy your love
4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice
d. Either sings, dances, raps, or does all three
Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know them personally
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
d. Writes poetry
Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
6. MR. GHETTO
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship
f. Has more game than the entire NBA
g. Makes sure you and the entire hood knows that you are his "ride or die" mami
Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in a gang, on probation and or lives with his mama.
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys
e. Has a jealous temper and will not hesitate to go back to jail for killing you and the nigga you been creepin' with.
7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN
Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family
e. Believes in a higher power and thinks fate brought you two together
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Homie doesn`t have a job- brings in the bacon by "spreading the word"
c. Doesn`t own a nice suit or any fly clothes, always wearing camouflage or muslim attire
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, hypocritical mofo
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
b. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes to the club
c. Ignores you when the game is on
d. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
9. MR. PLAYA
Advantages
a. Will tell you that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies
d. After you catch his lying` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s an old fashioned lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifey duties but won`t give you a ring
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything, you get along very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. He makes a move on you when you are either drunk, desperate or seeking revenge on your man
b. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about shit either!
c. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his *ass*
12. Mr. Right
a. He is book smart and street smart
b. He is creative, spontaneous, and romantic in bed
c. He is in touch with his deep, & passionate side
d. He looks just as good in a suit and tie as he does in some Evisu jeans and a pair of Jordans.
e. He is undeniably SEXY - whether its waves, braids, bald, beard, moustache, earing, fall, winter, night or day!!
f.Your parents love him. his boys would take a bullet for him, and your girls constantly remind you of how lucky you are.
g. He understands you, doesn't try to change you, supports you, and makes sure all of his peeps know that you are off limits
DISADVANTAGES
a. You probably had him and lost him over someTHING stupid, lost him to someONE stupid, or lost him because you were too immature and hadn't found yourself.
b. He is probably with, married to, or dating one of your close friends, sisters, cousins or co-workers
c. You are with him right now and didn't realize it until reading this.
1. MR. THUG LIFE
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail
2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL
Advantages
a. Will take you out every weekend
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time
d. Gives you your space
Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his ass
3. MR. BIG BALLA
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
d. Will spoil youwith expensive gifts and priceless outings
Disadvantages
a. Never returns your calls
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
d. Tries to buy your love
4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice
d. Either sings, dances, raps, or does all three
Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know them personally
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
d. Writes poetry
Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
6. MR. GHETTO
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship
f. Has more game than the entire NBA
g. Makes sure you and the entire hood knows that you are his "ride or die" mami
Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in a gang, on probation and or lives with his mama.
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys
e. Has a jealous temper and will not hesitate to go back to jail for killing you and the nigga you been creepin' with.
7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN
Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family
e. Believes in a higher power and thinks fate brought you two together
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Homie doesn`t have a job- brings in the bacon by "spreading the word"
c. Doesn`t own a nice suit or any fly clothes, always wearing camouflage or muslim attire
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, hypocritical mofo
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
b. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes to the club
c. Ignores you when the game is on
d. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
9. MR. PLAYA
Advantages
a. Will tell you that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies
d. After you catch his lying` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s an old fashioned lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifey duties but won`t give you a ring
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything, you get along very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. He makes a move on you when you are either drunk, desperate or seeking revenge on your man
b. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about shit either!
c. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his *ass*
12. Mr. Right
a. He is book smart and street smart
b. He is creative, spontaneous, and romantic in bed
c. He is in touch with his deep, & passionate side
d. He looks just as good in a suit and tie as he does in some Evisu jeans and a pair of Jordans.
e. He is undeniably SEXY - whether its waves, braids, bald, beard, moustache, earing, fall, winter, night or day!!
f.Your parents love him. his boys would take a bullet for him, and your girls constantly remind you of how lucky you are.
g. He understands you, doesn't try to change you, supports you, and makes sure all of his peeps know that you are off limits
DISADVANTAGES
a. You probably had him and lost him over someTHING stupid, lost him to someONE stupid, or lost him because you were too immature and hadn't found yourself.
b. He is probably with, married to, or dating one of your close friends, sisters, cousins or co-workers
c. You are with him right now and didn't realize it until reading this.