Confessions of a Hilltard
...jk, I'm not that bad. I'd rather have Down Syndrome, like that one kid of Sarah Palin's.
btw, I take back everything I said about Joe Biden since John McCain pulled a similar non-sequitur with his pick. John McCain's all like "hey, you got chocolate in my 26 years of of Washington experience" and Obama's all like "hey, you got peanut butter in my hope-y college student clusterfuck." It's two great tastes that taste great together, and no matter who we elect in Novemeber, we're guaranteed 4 years of horrible Odd Couple reruns. Shoot me now.`
Oh, and Joe Biden does look good on teevee, so terrorist fist jabs for him all around. But Sarah Palin looks really really good on teevee. And in print. And in that enormous centerfold on the ceiling above my bed. Face it, she is the hottest thing to happen to government since the Reichstag fire (wokka wokka).Oh, Lordy...
But I don't buy the argument that she's a gimmick to pull in the so-called PUMAs ("butthurt Hilltards"). It just doesn't make sense demographically. Angry, menopausal women make up such a small portion of the electorate, see, but normal straight men who will pitch a tent for this VPILF make up about half the population. That's their strategy, my friends. Oh McCain, you sly one you.
I think I promised myself I wasn't going to post about this election. Oops! Seacrest out.
btw, I take back everything I said about Joe Biden since John McCain pulled a similar non-sequitur with his pick. John McCain's all like "hey, you got chocolate in my 26 years of of Washington experience" and Obama's all like "hey, you got peanut butter in my hope-y college student clusterfuck." It's two great tastes that taste great together, and no matter who we elect in Novemeber, we're guaranteed 4 years of horrible Odd Couple reruns. Shoot me now.`
Oh, and Joe Biden does look good on teevee, so terrorist fist jabs for him all around. But Sarah Palin looks really really good on teevee. And in print. And in that enormous centerfold on the ceiling above my bed. Face it, she is the hottest thing to happen to government since the Reichstag fire (wokka wokka).Oh, Lordy...
But I don't buy the argument that she's a gimmick to pull in the so-called PUMAs ("butthurt Hilltards"). It just doesn't make sense demographically. Angry, menopausal women make up such a small portion of the electorate, see, but normal straight men who will pitch a tent for this VPILF make up about half the population. That's their strategy, my friends. Oh McCain, you sly one you.
I think I promised myself I wasn't going to post about this election. Oops! Seacrest out.