((so what if it's plagerism :)))

[keerdan]

::stumbles around the forest full and drunk, having left the boys to their games::

::sings ... drunkenly::

I shall no more to sea to sea,
Here shall I die ashore!

The master, the swabber, the boatswain, and I
The gunner and his mate,
Loved Mal, Meg, Marian, and Margory,
But none of us cared for Kate

::passes out beneath a nice tree::