My Day Was Good

[keepyourguns]

What would you like for breakfast, Donny?

Muffins!

That's right! At Cunningham Muffins, we know that muffins make the best breakfast so why not try all of our exciting new flavors?

Raspberry
Cranberry
Apples
Cinnamon
Pecan
Pumpkin
Nut
Date Nut
Lemon Poppy Seed muffin
Banana
Orange
Peach
Strawberry
Blueberry
Boysenberry
Almond
Choco-Choco Chip
Carrot
Gooseberry
Pumpernickel
Fish
Paperclip
Ink
Bird
Shampoo
Star Wars muffin
Bullfrog
Crickets
Cigarette
Israeli-Palestinian Conflict muffins
Bits of Glass Muffin (Ow!)
Asbestos (I'm baking muffins asbestos I can!)
Monkey
Al Jarreau muffin
Elephant
Pencil
Newspaper
Fire!
Imaginary muffin
Cartoon muffin
Blood

What muffin would you like for breakfast, Donny?

I lost my appetite!

You'll eat a muffin! You'll eat it and like it.