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I have not been online in a couple of weeks. I hope you haven't taken me off your list.
Today was Homecoming Day. There was, of course, a parade, and there are three words to describe it. Cold, wet, and boring. Because I chose to join so many clubs this year, I was forced to ride in at least one float. The theme had something to do with Hawaii or a luau, so our "float" was a boat with blue streamer water. As I mentioned before, it rained. The streamers were soggy and ripping before we left the parking lot. I sat on the back and threw cheap plastic leis to the elementary school kids. Let me tell you something, those children are ruthless. Especially the fat ones. I threw a few to this group of them, and a fucking huge kid knocked them out of the way and put them on his neck, which already had at least 10 on it. Reason 1000 on my list of why I don't like kids. I will be a terrible mother.
Today was Homecoming Day. There was, of course, a parade, and there are three words to describe it. Cold, wet, and boring. Because I chose to join so many clubs this year, I was forced to ride in at least one float. The theme had something to do with Hawaii or a luau, so our "float" was a boat with blue streamer water. As I mentioned before, it rained. The streamers were soggy and ripping before we left the parking lot. I sat on the back and threw cheap plastic leis to the elementary school kids. Let me tell you something, those children are ruthless. Especially the fat ones. I threw a few to this group of them, and a fucking huge kid knocked them out of the way and put them on his neck, which already had at least 10 on it. Reason 1000 on my list of why I don't like kids. I will be a terrible mother.