pesterchum shit
-- flameAngel [FA] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 19:33 --
FA: Alright fuckass, you're the only one left online on my list. Do you know a single god damned thing about romance bullshit?
BR: nope
FA: Useless fucking Striders.
BR: that was actually a lie
BR: dave strider md aka the love doctor here
FA: Jane says she's having her own romance issues, Lyn won't fucking answer, and no one else is online.
BR: dont let anyone tell you any different
BR: what
BR: she is
FA: That's what she told me.
BR: she said that word for word
BR: like in confidence
FA: Told her I was unsure if I even fucking liked someone or not and she said she was having the same problem.
BR: oh
BR: well ok im bored tell me about her problem
BR: i mean
BR: your problem
FA: Problem is I don't fucking know.
FA: I'm not like you fucking humans, I don't get romance.
FA: That wasn't a thing angels were even allowed to have so I never fucking bothered with it.
FA: FA: And I don't even know if I like him.
FA: GT: ok ok, i am sorry, i did not mean to pry.
FA: GT: oh!
FA: GT: you could talk to lyn?
FA: GT: to be honest, i am...kind of in your position right now. i think.
FA: GT: maybe.
FA: FA: Well fuck.
FA: And there's the shit with Jane
FA: If you're so fucking interested.
BR: i was the opposite of interested but thanks anyway
FA: Forgot what a fucking pain most Striders are.
-- flameAngel [FA] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 19:39 --
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 00:01 --
GT: daaaaave!!!!
BR: what
BR: jaaaaane!!!!
BR: no seriously what
GT: nothing!
BR: games over now you have no excuse not to answer
BR: you dont just pester me yelling my name over nothing
GT: i have every excuse, i am pestering somebody else now!
BR: what a cocktease
GT: um.
GT: what?
GT: oh gosh, you know
GT: nevermind
GT: i am not a tease!
BR: you just basically came over to hold the false promise of a conversation over my head
BR: whats that dave
BR: you want to actually talk to the person who pestered you
BR: guess not
GT: no, it's not that, just, auuuugh.
BR: i dont speak egbertian
BR: what does auuuugh mean
GT: it is an exasperated exclamation that is made, often employed when dealing with striders and their shenanigans!
BR: ok so the shenanigans are the reason you dont want to talk to me
BR: good to know
GT: no, it's not that i do not want to talk to you!
GT: i just had to deal with him first, auuugh.
BR: whos him
GT: perfectcrime dave!
BR: oh you pluraled striders for an actual reason
BR: what shenanigans is he pulling
GT: oh.
GT: uh.
BR: uh
GT: noooothing i cannot handle!
BR: ok
BR: you sure
(then lol a game happened so he just asked her in whispers)
BR: brb battling sis to the death for pizza
-- brokenRecord [BR] is now an idle chum! --
BR: sis kicked my ass
BR: thats really all there is to say on the matter
GT: i could have told you that much, dude.
BR: man im rusty ok i havent lived with her or bro in a while
BR: rematch is gonna happen and ill get that fucking pizza
GT: what kind of pizza is it?
BR: pepperoni but the cheese is like
BR: the shit you only see in commercials
BR: where it just goops everywhere
GT: wow, really?
BR: fuck yes
GT: that sounds rematch-worthy, then!
BR: i want it so bad
GT: i hope you get the pizza and don't get your ass kicked again.
BR: its the perfect cheese
GT: even though that is probably what will happen.
BR: thanks for the vote of confidence
GT: heehee, no problem.
GT: i have a button and everything!
BR: dave for ass kick president
GT: i cannot stop thinking of you dressed like uncle sam now.
GT: "we want you!"
GT: or i want pizza, whatever.
BR: is that supposed to be weird
BR: im dressed like that right now
BR: on the roof
GT: you have the beard, too.
GT: wow, what.
BR: i needed to be prepared so i got my patriotism on
BR: fighting in the name of pizza and the good old u s of a
GT: are you wearing the hat?
GT: you can't fight without the hat, dude.
BR: it got knocked off during the asskicking
BR: flew straight off the roof
GT: then i am sorry to tell you that there is no hope for you, dave.
GT: i did not want to be the bearer of bad news, here!
GT: but defeat is inevitable.
GT: you lost the hat, dude.
BR: ill get it back before round two
GT: you lost the hat.
BR: ill straight up glue it to my head
GT: oh, ok.
GT: that will dramatically improve your chances.
GT: i suggest that you make haste!
BR: ok on it
GT: for life, liberty, and the pursuit of goopy awesome only-seen-in-commercials pizza!
BR: basically the only things worth fighting for
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 03:01 --
-- brokenRecord [BR] began pestering gambitTriumphant [GT] at 06:57 --
BR: ok so youre probably asleep
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] is now an idle chum! --
BR: yeah thats what i thought anyway just wanted to make a note here not to worry
BR: i dodged the swords somehow
BR: everythings totally cool
-- brokenRecord [BR] ceased pestering gambitTriumphant [GT] at 06:59 --
(missing first bit because pesterchum is shit)
GT: besides, you are a strider, i am sure you would find a way to compensate for it, somehow.
BR: i go above and beyond
BR: i overcompensate
BR: theres a difference there
BR: a subtle nuance separating the ideas
GT: pffffahahaha.
GT: uh huh.
GT: i have to go right now and do something, but i will pester you later, ok!
BR: oh ok
GT: later dave!
BR: later
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 08:16 --
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 00:51 --
GT: hey, dave!
BR: hey
BR: whats up
GT: oh, hahaha, i was just about to ask you the same thing.
GT: not much, i guess!
GT: how about you?
GT: did you have some kind of secret coolkid mission?
GT: you have been gone a while.
BR: im about to start drooling for real there is nothing happening
BR: what
BR: oh
BR: yeah
BR: secret mission
BR: since im a ninja and all that shit
BR: a government ninja
GT: oh snap!
GT: how are the benefits?
BR: the whole deal its pretty much the best job ever
BR: except i cant tell you details or id have to kill you but you probably guessed that already
GT: yeah.
GT: well, you could tell me, kill me, and then i could just come back with the knowledge.
GT: (heeheehee, jk.)
BR: oh right thats a thing
GT: that is a thing.
GT: betcha didn't think of that, did you mister super intel gatherer?
BR: i dont do recon dude im a ninja
BR: a ninja hitman
GT: ninja do recon!
GT: dude, they are all about the recon!
BR: i kill people for money and probably have a barcode tattoo on my ass
BR: i dont give a shit about info
GT: information is power!
GT: it is kina important.
GT: also, getting a tattoo there might hurt.
BR: it fucks with the mission like i cant be thinking about some guys dog and three kids as im throwing kunais at him
BR: and it hurt like a bitch but it was worth it obviously
GT: i don't know, man, i mean, you are still pretty young, you need to think about the longterm when it comes to tatoos.
GT: are you going to want a barcode on your ass 10 years from now?
BR: yes
GT: 20?
BR: yes
GT: 1000000000 years?
BR: i wont have an ass in that many years
GT: that sounds like a "no" to me, dave.
BR: does god tier mean youll live forever
GT: see, you are just not really commited to this.
GT: oh, uh, i guess so yeah.
BR: are you still going to want to wear those shitty pajamas in 100000000 years
GT: they are not pajamas!
GT: and they are pretty cool and comfortable.
BR: theyre pajamas
BR: sweet cotton pajamas
GT: you are right about the sweet part.
GT: but not anything else!
BR: theyre not made of cotton
BR: what are they made of
BR: air
GT: yes.
BR: the emperors new pajamas
GT: i have bent air to fabricate these clothes.
GT: except they are actually tangible and i am not really naked.
BR: actually
GT: and nobody is lying to me about not being naked.
BR: ive been meaning to say something
BR: kind of related to that
GT: yeah?
GT: ...about me being naked?
BR: you know how when were talking sometimes
GT: uh huh?
BR: and the conversation just turns into a discourse on your boobs
GT: oh my god.\
BR: or your unboobs
BR: well
BR: its kind of hard not to bring them up when youre always shirtless
GT: dave!!!!!
GT: i am not always shirtless, i am wearing a shirt right now!!!
BR: ok whatever you say
BR: actually youre right i shouldnt have said anything
GT: it is blue, and it has a windy thing on it.
BR: that was obviously me just trolling you of course you wear a shirt all the time
GT: er, by thing i mean symbol.
BR: and also pants
BR: or
GT: not like, MY windy thing
BR: shorts maybe
BR: a skirt???????
GT: tights and a skirt.
GT: i am always wearing these, dave, jeeez.
BR: yeah must have slipped my mind
GT: must have!
BR: i have no idea how that could have happened
GT: i am not surprised at this turn of events in the least.
BR: its kind of weird though
GT: you are like a ninja squirrel.
BR: you know
BR: how vriskas always naked
GT: ...oh my god!!!
GT: DAVE!!
BR: at first i thought it was just a troll thing but shes the only one
BR: and the dude vriska too its like
BR: why
BR: aradia does it sometimes too but with spidertroll its like 24/7 nudity
GT: oh my god, dave, no!
BR: what
GT: they are not naked!!
GT: i do not need to be thinking about naked vriskas, either, oh gosh.
BR: dude its not like i try to think about it thats just what spidertroll does
GT: dave, he doesn't walk around naked.
GT: and neither does she.
GT: or aradia!
GT: stop thinking about all of us being naked!
BR: i dont try to think about them being naked ok thats just how they are
GT: you are thinking about all of them being naked right now!
BR: i cant help it seriously
BR: if theyre naked all the time
BR: or in aradias case half the time
BR: what else am i supposed to do
GT: why would aradia only be naked half the time, not that she is naked any of the time except for the obvious times.
GT: bluh.
GT: why am i even talking about this???
GT: i am not naked right now, and neither is vris or vriska!
BR: well shes naked when shes all perky and not typing with th0se zer0es
BR: so yeah half the time
GT: jeeeeeeeez, dave!!!!
GT: that is so inappropriate!
BR: dude im not even saying anything inappropriate
BR: but i guess it makes sense that you wouldnt think its weird
BR: not that i mean anything by that obviously
BR: just saying
BR: it makes sense
GT: huh??
GT: why wouldn't i think it's weird?
GT: it's totally weird.
BR: so youre agreeing with me
GT: not that i am seriously entertaining this idea.
GT: nope.
BR: you think its weird how they go around naked
GT: i would think that if they were but they don't, so there.
BR: what
BR: seriously
GT: yes, seriously!
BR: how do you not notice that its not like theyre subtle about it
GT: because vris and vriska wear bright orange!
GT: and red boots
BR: seriously id notice if they were wearing bright orange and terrible color combination
BR: but they dont
GT: the orange makes their wings stand out, it's kind of cool!
BR: theres no orange
BR: theres no anything
BR: theres wings and then theres naked spidertrolls
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] is now an idle chum! --
-- brokenRecord [BR] began pestering gambitTriumphant [GT] at 22:06 --
BR: hey are you there
GT: yeah, sort of!
GT: what's up?
BR: i was just wondering i guess
BR: we still need to see those dumb movies which i didnt help by running off for however long that was
BR: not that im saying we have to do that shit now or anything im just saying
GT: well, now is not a good time.
GT: i mean NOW now, not like.
GT: later now, if that makes sense.
BR: well obviously
GT: bluh, i still want to watch movies with you, i mean!
BR: whats up now
BR: meaning now now
GT: oh, i am looking for lyn in the city.
BR: oh
BR: ok
BR: is he lost or something
GT: he is in pretty bad shape, i need to get him to a hospital. :(
BR: oh
BR: ok
BR: thats different
BR: need any help
GT: no, oh, i think i see rufio actually! but, um, do me a favor?
BR: sure
GT: if you see a guy that looks like gamzee as a pro wrestling clown, stay away from him.
GT: he is really, really bad news!
GT: and he's got this crazy specibus, i am telling you.
BR: pro wrestling clown
BR: whats crazy about his specibus
GT: pro wrestling clown!
GT: tribal pro wrestling clown.
GT: he has ALL the weapons, dave!
BR: tribal pro wrestling clown
GT: he can pick any kind he wants.
BR: holy shit dont tell me he has jokerkind
GT: uh, yes, he does!
BR: fucking wild card specibus
GT: why does everybody know about jokerkind???
BR: that is the worst pun ever i hate clowns
BR: why dont you know about jokerkind
GT: uh, i dunno.
GT: still haven't brushed up on my data structures i guess.
BR: obviously
BR: ok well ill keep the dude in mind i guess
BR: though im pretty sure i wouldnt wave a neighborly hello to a tribal pro wrestling clown to begin with anyway
GT: ok, well, i am just letting you know, because h is a real piece of work!
BR: sure
BR: i can dip out fast anyway so dont worry about it even if i do
GT: bluh, ok, i mean, i know you can handle yourself just fine.
GT: but you are my friend, so i still worry.
BR: no i mean like i can time shenanigans myself out in like half a second
BR: so dont worry just focus on whatever youre doing there
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 23:56 --
-- brokenRecord [BR] began pestering gambitTriumphant [GT] at 02:12 --
BR: what
GT: hey!
GT: sorry about your luck!
GT: :(
BR: no big deal
BR: being mafia every game is just a part of life
BR: every day is exactly the same
GT: man, that sucks.
GT: even if you were maf, this time, i would have let you shoot me.
GT: just so the gun would not have not gone to waste!
BR: oh yeah i almost forgot about it
BR: why would i shoot the gunsmith anyway
BR: if i were mafia id lie about my role for more guns
BR: hey im the dreamer and one of these guys is mafia im going to shoot and hope for the best
BR: ok give me another so i can kill them all
BR: into infinity
GT: i dunno!
GT: ok, this is true.
GT: it's not like you haevn't before, i guess i did not think that through, hahaha.
BR: i have all these brilliant plans its fucking tedious being so on top of this shit all the time
GT: is it lonely, too?
BR: lonely at the top
GT: lonely at the top?
BR: uh
BR: yeah
BR: that
GT: heeheehee.
BR: so
BR: a super dick
GT: ayup.
BR: should i be taking this as a compliment because thats pretty much whats happening
GT: hahaha, go ahead.
BR: man some of this shit shouldve been obvious though
BR: i guess im pretty out of it
GT: you would not be you if you weren't.
GT: yeah, me too.
GT: i still like you, super duper uber dickery aside.
BR: if i werent out of it or if i werent a super dick
BR: and
BR: thanks i guess
GT: i have been meaning to talk to you abotu something, but between lyn and karkinos and being in the hospital, things keep happening
BR: about what
BR: wait
BR: what
GT: huh?
BR: huh
GT: huh, what?
BR: what
GT: what, what?
BR: huh
BR: what
GT: what?
GT: huh?
BR: ?????????????
BR: >:?
GT: |:B?
BR: wow that looks terrible
BR: who was in the hospital
GT: oh, karkinos was.
GT: and i was, too.
BR: oh
BR: wait
BR: what
GT: lyn didn't go, but darkleer patched him up.
BR: what happened to you
GT: yeah, uh, oh i guess i did not tell you!
BR: guess not
BR: are you going to or should i just fall asleep
GT: oh, um, bluh, well, the grand highblood showed up, the one with the totally cheap jokerkind specibus.
GT: oh, i was going to.
BR: wait
BR: you fought him
GT: uh, yeah!
BR: seriously
GT: yeah.
GT: he was about to kill karkinos. :(
BR: and then you were in the hospital
GT: and was after karkat.
GT: yeah, i mean, he sbot me, but i won, and got karkinos out of there.
GT: and i am perfectly fine, really!
BR: but you still won
GT: i was already still in there when you came back, i guess i just forgot i was thre when i was talking to you.
GT: i guess so.
BR: thats ok then
BR: sorry for not being around
BR: even if i was busy being a government ninja
GT: i just wanted to slow him down and get karkinos out of there, eheehee.
GT: it's ok!
GT: hahaha!
GT: well, that is pretty serious business! :)
BR: yeah shit is hardcore
BR: maybe even hardxcore
GT: whoa.
GT: whooooa.
GT: you added an x.
BR: yeah i did
GT: careful, dave, you are takign this to unknown degrees of hardcore!
BR: they could very well be completely accurate
GT: this might be dangerous.
BR: i never said being a government ninja was a safe job
GT: i guess i just never realized how dangerous it was until this moment.
GT: my understanding of it has been completely shattered!
BR: pick up the pieces jane
BR: rebuild it twice as strong as before
GT: i...i dont' know if i can, dave!
GT: suddenly i don't understand anything!
FA: Alright fuckass, you're the only one left online on my list. Do you know a single god damned thing about romance bullshit?
BR: nope
FA: Useless fucking Striders.
BR: that was actually a lie
BR: dave strider md aka the love doctor here
FA: Jane says she's having her own romance issues, Lyn won't fucking answer, and no one else is online.
BR: dont let anyone tell you any different
BR: what
BR: she is
FA: That's what she told me.
BR: she said that word for word
BR: like in confidence
FA: Told her I was unsure if I even fucking liked someone or not and she said she was having the same problem.
BR: oh
BR: well ok im bored tell me about her problem
BR: i mean
BR: your problem
FA: Problem is I don't fucking know.
FA: I'm not like you fucking humans, I don't get romance.
FA: That wasn't a thing angels were even allowed to have so I never fucking bothered with it.
FA: FA: And I don't even know if I like him.
FA: GT: ok ok, i am sorry, i did not mean to pry.
FA: GT: oh!
FA: GT: you could talk to lyn?
FA: GT: to be honest, i am...kind of in your position right now. i think.
FA: GT: maybe.
FA: FA: Well fuck.
FA: And there's the shit with Jane
FA: If you're so fucking interested.
BR: i was the opposite of interested but thanks anyway
FA: Forgot what a fucking pain most Striders are.
-- flameAngel [FA] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 19:39 --
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 00:01 --
GT: daaaaave!!!!
BR: what
BR: jaaaaane!!!!
BR: no seriously what
GT: nothing!
BR: games over now you have no excuse not to answer
BR: you dont just pester me yelling my name over nothing
GT: i have every excuse, i am pestering somebody else now!
BR: what a cocktease
GT: um.
GT: what?
GT: oh gosh, you know
GT: nevermind
GT: i am not a tease!
BR: you just basically came over to hold the false promise of a conversation over my head
BR: whats that dave
BR: you want to actually talk to the person who pestered you
BR: guess not
GT: no, it's not that, just, auuuugh.
BR: i dont speak egbertian
BR: what does auuuugh mean
GT: it is an exasperated exclamation that is made, often employed when dealing with striders and their shenanigans!
BR: ok so the shenanigans are the reason you dont want to talk to me
BR: good to know
GT: no, it's not that i do not want to talk to you!
GT: i just had to deal with him first, auuugh.
BR: whos him
GT: perfectcrime dave!
BR: oh you pluraled striders for an actual reason
BR: what shenanigans is he pulling
GT: oh.
GT: uh.
BR: uh
GT: noooothing i cannot handle!
BR: ok
BR: you sure
(then lol a game happened so he just asked her in whispers)
BR: brb battling sis to the death for pizza
-- brokenRecord [BR] is now an idle chum! --
BR: sis kicked my ass
BR: thats really all there is to say on the matter
GT: i could have told you that much, dude.
BR: man im rusty ok i havent lived with her or bro in a while
BR: rematch is gonna happen and ill get that fucking pizza
GT: what kind of pizza is it?
BR: pepperoni but the cheese is like
BR: the shit you only see in commercials
BR: where it just goops everywhere
GT: wow, really?
BR: fuck yes
GT: that sounds rematch-worthy, then!
BR: i want it so bad
GT: i hope you get the pizza and don't get your ass kicked again.
BR: its the perfect cheese
GT: even though that is probably what will happen.
BR: thanks for the vote of confidence
GT: heehee, no problem.
GT: i have a button and everything!
BR: dave for ass kick president
GT: i cannot stop thinking of you dressed like uncle sam now.
GT: "we want you!"
GT: or i want pizza, whatever.
BR: is that supposed to be weird
BR: im dressed like that right now
BR: on the roof
GT: you have the beard, too.
GT: wow, what.
BR: i needed to be prepared so i got my patriotism on
BR: fighting in the name of pizza and the good old u s of a
GT: are you wearing the hat?
GT: you can't fight without the hat, dude.
BR: it got knocked off during the asskicking
BR: flew straight off the roof
GT: then i am sorry to tell you that there is no hope for you, dave.
GT: i did not want to be the bearer of bad news, here!
GT: but defeat is inevitable.
GT: you lost the hat, dude.
BR: ill get it back before round two
GT: you lost the hat.
BR: ill straight up glue it to my head
GT: oh, ok.
GT: that will dramatically improve your chances.
GT: i suggest that you make haste!
BR: ok on it
GT: for life, liberty, and the pursuit of goopy awesome only-seen-in-commercials pizza!
BR: basically the only things worth fighting for
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 03:01 --
-- brokenRecord [BR] began pestering gambitTriumphant [GT] at 06:57 --
BR: ok so youre probably asleep
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] is now an idle chum! --
BR: yeah thats what i thought anyway just wanted to make a note here not to worry
BR: i dodged the swords somehow
BR: everythings totally cool
-- brokenRecord [BR] ceased pestering gambitTriumphant [GT] at 06:59 --
(missing first bit because pesterchum is shit)
GT: besides, you are a strider, i am sure you would find a way to compensate for it, somehow.
BR: i go above and beyond
BR: i overcompensate
BR: theres a difference there
BR: a subtle nuance separating the ideas
GT: pffffahahaha.
GT: uh huh.
GT: i have to go right now and do something, but i will pester you later, ok!
BR: oh ok
GT: later dave!
BR: later
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 08:16 --
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] began pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 00:51 --
GT: hey, dave!
BR: hey
BR: whats up
GT: oh, hahaha, i was just about to ask you the same thing.
GT: not much, i guess!
GT: how about you?
GT: did you have some kind of secret coolkid mission?
GT: you have been gone a while.
BR: im about to start drooling for real there is nothing happening
BR: what
BR: oh
BR: yeah
BR: secret mission
BR: since im a ninja and all that shit
BR: a government ninja
GT: oh snap!
GT: how are the benefits?
BR: the whole deal its pretty much the best job ever
BR: except i cant tell you details or id have to kill you but you probably guessed that already
GT: yeah.
GT: well, you could tell me, kill me, and then i could just come back with the knowledge.
GT: (heeheehee, jk.)
BR: oh right thats a thing
GT: that is a thing.
GT: betcha didn't think of that, did you mister super intel gatherer?
BR: i dont do recon dude im a ninja
BR: a ninja hitman
GT: ninja do recon!
GT: dude, they are all about the recon!
BR: i kill people for money and probably have a barcode tattoo on my ass
BR: i dont give a shit about info
GT: information is power!
GT: it is kina important.
GT: also, getting a tattoo there might hurt.
BR: it fucks with the mission like i cant be thinking about some guys dog and three kids as im throwing kunais at him
BR: and it hurt like a bitch but it was worth it obviously
GT: i don't know, man, i mean, you are still pretty young, you need to think about the longterm when it comes to tatoos.
GT: are you going to want a barcode on your ass 10 years from now?
BR: yes
GT: 20?
BR: yes
GT: 1000000000 years?
BR: i wont have an ass in that many years
GT: that sounds like a "no" to me, dave.
BR: does god tier mean youll live forever
GT: see, you are just not really commited to this.
GT: oh, uh, i guess so yeah.
BR: are you still going to want to wear those shitty pajamas in 100000000 years
GT: they are not pajamas!
GT: and they are pretty cool and comfortable.
BR: theyre pajamas
BR: sweet cotton pajamas
GT: you are right about the sweet part.
GT: but not anything else!
BR: theyre not made of cotton
BR: what are they made of
BR: air
GT: yes.
BR: the emperors new pajamas
GT: i have bent air to fabricate these clothes.
GT: except they are actually tangible and i am not really naked.
BR: actually
GT: and nobody is lying to me about not being naked.
BR: ive been meaning to say something
BR: kind of related to that
GT: yeah?
GT: ...about me being naked?
BR: you know how when were talking sometimes
GT: uh huh?
BR: and the conversation just turns into a discourse on your boobs
GT: oh my god.\
BR: or your unboobs
BR: well
BR: its kind of hard not to bring them up when youre always shirtless
GT: dave!!!!!
GT: i am not always shirtless, i am wearing a shirt right now!!!
BR: ok whatever you say
BR: actually youre right i shouldnt have said anything
GT: it is blue, and it has a windy thing on it.
BR: that was obviously me just trolling you of course you wear a shirt all the time
GT: er, by thing i mean symbol.
BR: and also pants
BR: or
GT: not like, MY windy thing
BR: shorts maybe
BR: a skirt???????
GT: tights and a skirt.
GT: i am always wearing these, dave, jeeez.
BR: yeah must have slipped my mind
GT: must have!
BR: i have no idea how that could have happened
GT: i am not surprised at this turn of events in the least.
BR: its kind of weird though
GT: you are like a ninja squirrel.
BR: you know
BR: how vriskas always naked
GT: ...oh my god!!!
GT: DAVE!!
BR: at first i thought it was just a troll thing but shes the only one
BR: and the dude vriska too its like
BR: why
BR: aradia does it sometimes too but with spidertroll its like 24/7 nudity
GT: oh my god, dave, no!
BR: what
GT: they are not naked!!
GT: i do not need to be thinking about naked vriskas, either, oh gosh.
BR: dude its not like i try to think about it thats just what spidertroll does
GT: dave, he doesn't walk around naked.
GT: and neither does she.
GT: or aradia!
GT: stop thinking about all of us being naked!
BR: i dont try to think about them being naked ok thats just how they are
GT: you are thinking about all of them being naked right now!
BR: i cant help it seriously
BR: if theyre naked all the time
BR: or in aradias case half the time
BR: what else am i supposed to do
GT: why would aradia only be naked half the time, not that she is naked any of the time except for the obvious times.
GT: bluh.
GT: why am i even talking about this???
GT: i am not naked right now, and neither is vris or vriska!
BR: well shes naked when shes all perky and not typing with th0se zer0es
BR: so yeah half the time
GT: jeeeeeeeez, dave!!!!
GT: that is so inappropriate!
BR: dude im not even saying anything inappropriate
BR: but i guess it makes sense that you wouldnt think its weird
BR: not that i mean anything by that obviously
BR: just saying
BR: it makes sense
GT: huh??
GT: why wouldn't i think it's weird?
GT: it's totally weird.
BR: so youre agreeing with me
GT: not that i am seriously entertaining this idea.
GT: nope.
BR: you think its weird how they go around naked
GT: i would think that if they were but they don't, so there.
BR: what
BR: seriously
GT: yes, seriously!
BR: how do you not notice that its not like theyre subtle about it
GT: because vris and vriska wear bright orange!
GT: and red boots
BR: seriously id notice if they were wearing bright orange and terrible color combination
BR: but they dont
GT: the orange makes their wings stand out, it's kind of cool!
BR: theres no orange
BR: theres no anything
BR: theres wings and then theres naked spidertrolls
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] is now an idle chum! --
-- brokenRecord [BR] began pestering gambitTriumphant [GT] at 22:06 --
BR: hey are you there
GT: yeah, sort of!
GT: what's up?
BR: i was just wondering i guess
BR: we still need to see those dumb movies which i didnt help by running off for however long that was
BR: not that im saying we have to do that shit now or anything im just saying
GT: well, now is not a good time.
GT: i mean NOW now, not like.
GT: later now, if that makes sense.
BR: well obviously
GT: bluh, i still want to watch movies with you, i mean!
BR: whats up now
BR: meaning now now
GT: oh, i am looking for lyn in the city.
BR: oh
BR: ok
BR: is he lost or something
GT: he is in pretty bad shape, i need to get him to a hospital. :(
BR: oh
BR: ok
BR: thats different
BR: need any help
GT: no, oh, i think i see rufio actually! but, um, do me a favor?
BR: sure
GT: if you see a guy that looks like gamzee as a pro wrestling clown, stay away from him.
GT: he is really, really bad news!
GT: and he's got this crazy specibus, i am telling you.
BR: pro wrestling clown
BR: whats crazy about his specibus
GT: pro wrestling clown!
GT: tribal pro wrestling clown.
GT: he has ALL the weapons, dave!
BR: tribal pro wrestling clown
GT: he can pick any kind he wants.
BR: holy shit dont tell me he has jokerkind
GT: uh, yes, he does!
BR: fucking wild card specibus
GT: why does everybody know about jokerkind???
BR: that is the worst pun ever i hate clowns
BR: why dont you know about jokerkind
GT: uh, i dunno.
GT: still haven't brushed up on my data structures i guess.
BR: obviously
BR: ok well ill keep the dude in mind i guess
BR: though im pretty sure i wouldnt wave a neighborly hello to a tribal pro wrestling clown to begin with anyway
GT: ok, well, i am just letting you know, because h is a real piece of work!
BR: sure
BR: i can dip out fast anyway so dont worry about it even if i do
GT: bluh, ok, i mean, i know you can handle yourself just fine.
GT: but you are my friend, so i still worry.
BR: no i mean like i can time shenanigans myself out in like half a second
BR: so dont worry just focus on whatever youre doing there
-- gambitTriumphant [GT] ceased pestering brokenRecord [BR] at 23:56 --
-- brokenRecord [BR] began pestering gambitTriumphant [GT] at 02:12 --
BR: what
GT: hey!
GT: sorry about your luck!
GT: :(
BR: no big deal
BR: being mafia every game is just a part of life
BR: every day is exactly the same
GT: man, that sucks.
GT: even if you were maf, this time, i would have let you shoot me.
GT: just so the gun would not have not gone to waste!
BR: oh yeah i almost forgot about it
BR: why would i shoot the gunsmith anyway
BR: if i were mafia id lie about my role for more guns
BR: hey im the dreamer and one of these guys is mafia im going to shoot and hope for the best
BR: ok give me another so i can kill them all
BR: into infinity
GT: i dunno!
GT: ok, this is true.
GT: it's not like you haevn't before, i guess i did not think that through, hahaha.
BR: i have all these brilliant plans its fucking tedious being so on top of this shit all the time
GT: is it lonely, too?
BR: lonely at the top
GT: lonely at the top?
BR: uh
BR: yeah
BR: that
GT: heeheehee.
BR: so
BR: a super dick
GT: ayup.
BR: should i be taking this as a compliment because thats pretty much whats happening
GT: hahaha, go ahead.
BR: man some of this shit shouldve been obvious though
BR: i guess im pretty out of it
GT: you would not be you if you weren't.
GT: yeah, me too.
GT: i still like you, super duper uber dickery aside.
BR: if i werent out of it or if i werent a super dick
BR: and
BR: thanks i guess
GT: i have been meaning to talk to you abotu something, but between lyn and karkinos and being in the hospital, things keep happening
BR: about what
BR: wait
BR: what
GT: huh?
BR: huh
GT: huh, what?
BR: what
GT: what, what?
BR: huh
BR: what
GT: what?
GT: huh?
BR: ?????????????
BR: >:?
GT: |:B?
BR: wow that looks terrible
BR: who was in the hospital
GT: oh, karkinos was.
GT: and i was, too.
BR: oh
BR: wait
BR: what
GT: lyn didn't go, but darkleer patched him up.
BR: what happened to you
GT: yeah, uh, oh i guess i did not tell you!
BR: guess not
BR: are you going to or should i just fall asleep
GT: oh, um, bluh, well, the grand highblood showed up, the one with the totally cheap jokerkind specibus.
GT: oh, i was going to.
BR: wait
BR: you fought him
GT: uh, yeah!
BR: seriously
GT: yeah.
GT: he was about to kill karkinos. :(
BR: and then you were in the hospital
GT: and was after karkat.
GT: yeah, i mean, he sbot me, but i won, and got karkinos out of there.
GT: and i am perfectly fine, really!
BR: but you still won
GT: i was already still in there when you came back, i guess i just forgot i was thre when i was talking to you.
GT: i guess so.
BR: thats ok then
BR: sorry for not being around
BR: even if i was busy being a government ninja
GT: i just wanted to slow him down and get karkinos out of there, eheehee.
GT: it's ok!
GT: hahaha!
GT: well, that is pretty serious business! :)
BR: yeah shit is hardcore
BR: maybe even hardxcore
GT: whoa.
GT: whooooa.
GT: you added an x.
BR: yeah i did
GT: careful, dave, you are takign this to unknown degrees of hardcore!
BR: they could very well be completely accurate
GT: this might be dangerous.
BR: i never said being a government ninja was a safe job
GT: i guess i just never realized how dangerous it was until this moment.
GT: my understanding of it has been completely shattered!
BR: pick up the pieces jane
BR: rebuild it twice as strong as before
GT: i...i dont' know if i can, dave!
GT: suddenly i don't understand anything!