Dave: [Accidentally video] yourself finding a Christmas gift.
[Sneaky, sneaky. The camera is conveniently centered on a certain stocking hanging from the wall, with the name "DAVE STRIDER" written on it.
Guess everyone that got a fake name from him now knows better.
On cue, a coolkid passes by, hands in his pockets. Completely missing it.
Wait, no. Said coolkid backs up, hands still in his pockets. He takes a peek inside to make sure it isn't some kind of fangorious death trap.
Looks like it's safe. He reaches in and pulls out a pair of anime-esque shades, a little too big for him to wear.
He has no apparent reaction. Poker face secured. He simply pockets the shades, pulls the stocking off the wall, and continues with his day.]
Guess everyone that got a fake name from him now knows better.
On cue, a coolkid passes by, hands in his pockets. Completely missing it.
Wait, no. Said coolkid backs up, hands still in his pockets. He takes a peek inside to make sure it isn't some kind of fangorious death trap.
Looks like it's safe. He reaches in and pulls out a pair of anime-esque shades, a little too big for him to wear.
He has no apparent reaction. Poker face secured. He simply pockets the shades, pulls the stocking off the wall, and continues with his day.]