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omg, i'm fucking retarded. i was trying to cook something on the stove and i put oil in the pan and all of a sudden it caught fire and i burned the shit out of my fingers. so i somehow grab the handle and put it in the sink and got the fire out, then the fire alarm went off and i had to grab a towel and a chair in like 2 seconds, so i fanned away all the smoke and the alarm finally went off and so then my entire apartment is filled to the brim with smoke and i can't breathe and i can barely see and my eyeballs are burning and it smells like shit AND to top it off i'm sick so now i really feel like i am going to die. goodbye.