Mr. ShitHead is Sports Illustrated Player of the Week
In other news... I HAVE COMPLETED MY SPORTS ILLUSTRATED APPLICATION!!!!!!
So how exactly will I help out Sports Illustrated?
--- (this isn't all of it or how I wrote it... just a summary...) Because I grew up with five brotherly figures in my life, I was somewhat forced to be around sports my whole life. Little did I know that my sophomore year of college, I would be the big sports nerd that I am. Sports are my life : I live and breathe them; and without them in my life, I would be nothing. I would be able to help out SI in the fact that I would be very knowledgable about topic at hand and would be willing to help out at any moment. I mean, it's not everyday where you see a girly girl know a ton of facts about sports. I live by the motto : my day is not complete until I get my daily dose of SportsCenter and my week is not completed until I have read the current issue of SI front to back - back to front. I will be able to help out SI from day one because I will go in there not with a scared look on my face; but with the look of knowledge and with my head held high.
Blah, Blah, Blah...... but that was the jist of it.. It's good right? (I mean... I hope.)
(Yes Big Sis... it will be postmarked the 27th! .. ONE DAY BEFORE IT'S DUE DATE!!!)