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[keepinganeyeout]

[Video post;

This is Obito. This is Obito caught in a snare trap. The devious evil-doer? His very own teammate. For shame, Rin, for shame, except he's yelling out curses and plotting your downfall while hanging upside down from the doorway of their bedroom, so let's call it even?]

Goddamn it!

[Wriggles and tries to reach up to undo the wire

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[doujin_dork]

. . . Obito?

Uh, are you . . . feeling okay?

/threadjack

[proto_typing]

What do you care? Stay away from him.

WELL FINE THEN.

[doujin_dork]

Oh, well, I was just worried if he needed help or something getting dow-

Um. I- what?

BABY COME BACK HE'LL MAKE THIS UP TO YOU TOMORROW

[proto_typing]

Look, if it were up to me, we wouldn't even be talking 'cause you'd be a smoking crater right now. But Obito's cool with you, so I'll play nice. And that's the only reason I'm playing nice, got it?

FFF, THERE IS NOTHING MORE SHE WANTS TO DO RIGHT NOW THAN RECORD THIS SOMEHOW- In fact

[doujin_dork]

What the-

[Video]

[doujin_dork]

Oh? Is that so? Well, I'm so glad that you've managed to restrain yourself. [More like, she is glad she can restrain HERself from laughing.] Smoking crater, huh?

[and on her end there is a little red blinking light. Not that you can see it, of course.]

[Video]

[proto_typing]

[This is a vaguely grumpy robot, Hiyori. Do not anger the vaguely grumpy robot. ♥]

Watch it, lamebrain. And what's with the video? Like I want to see your ugly mug in front of my face.

[Video]

[doujin_dork]

I, uh, have my hands tied? [But she can't help herself!]

And I'm watching it, you just make sure you don't do anything Obito wouldn't like. I'm sure you wouldn't want to upset him. [She really can't.]

[Video]

[proto_typing]

Then how'd you turn the video on, huh?

Hey, trust me, he'd understand.

[Video]

[doujin_dork]

. . . Magic.

I'm not so sure if understanding is the word of the day. Especially if you're going to- what was it, again?

[Video]

[proto_typing]

Right. And I'm the Queen of England.

Here, lemme try small words so even a moron like you can follow 'em: I. Don't. Like. You.

[Video]

[doujin_dork]

Well, you learn something new every day.

Huh. Loud and clear.

[keepinganeyeout]

Feeling a lot better now I'm not upside down.

[doujin_dork]

Oh, yeah? That's good to hear.

What about, you know, with Rin?

[keepinganeyeout]

Urgh don't even speak her name round me, I'm sick of hearing it.

[doujin_dork]

. . . Uh-huh. How about the rest of your apartment?