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[keepinganeyeout]

[Video. He's sitting on top of his apartment building, looking down at the mass of people and checking out the network. He counts off on his fingers.]

Things I'm a bit worried about:

1. Ino-chan seems to think everyone is going to touch her...
2. I swear there's more than one Naruto running around. This one is. Different.

[A pause. Strikes are

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AKSHUNZ

[akaaamaaaruuu]

[headbutting your knees, kthx]

AKSHUNZ

[keepinganeyeout]

[Nearly topples over but regains himself due to belatedly awesome ninja reflexes]

W-whoa! Where did you come from?

Better get the usual City questions out the way - can you talk? Are you really a person in a dog's body? Or are you just, you know, a dog?

AKSHUNZ

[akaaamaaaruuu]

[...]

................Woof?

AKSHUNZ SCREAM

[sitsondogs]

[... FINDS AKAMARU.]

Akamaru! There you are!

AKSHUNZ mwahaha

[keepinganeyeout]

[Recognises those markings. Puts two and two together with dog.]

An Inuzuka, huh? You guys not figured out a way to fight without cheating yet?

[Because you know he got beat up by an Inuzuka at one point.]

AKSHUNZ sob

[akaaamaaaruuu]

[DID YOU JUST PICK ON MASTER'S HONOUR. DID YOU. DID YOU. HEADBUTT ATTEMPT. FOREVER.]

AKSHUNZ U SO DED SQUIRT

[sitsondogs]

[SIZES OBITO UP ... DOWN.]

You pickin' a fight, kid?

[LMFAO probably for something so stupid;;;]

AKSHUNZ OHSHI-

[keepinganeyeout]

[SEE, TWO AGAINST ONE, THIS IS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. BRB GETTING ATTACKED BY PSYCHO DOG sdgdfhfghs]

I'm not a kid! I bet you're one of those future people, so that means I'm technically older than you. Don't bite off more than- ah! Can't you control this mutt?!

AKSHUNZ YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE

[akaaamaaaruuu]

[stops dramatically. Wags tail. MEANINGFULLY. ]

Arrrrrrrrrrrr-grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- WOOF.

[...then calms down very abruptly and rolls over, because his back itches and he needs to scratch against the ground.]

AKZHUNZ YEAH BITCH TAKE IT 1/2

[sitsondogs]

[... DOESN'T INTERFERE, IS KIND OF NICER THAN HE LETS ON. THE SHIT ABOUT THE FUTURE... flies over his head LMFAO NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR THIS.]

Mutt? This 'mutt' can fuck your goggled ass up!

AKSHUNZ ...... after this cute period ok

[sitsondogs]

Akamaru-

[Forgot that Akamaru was kind of ADD like him when he was little NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT THEY STILL ARE BUT HEY.

Squats down to scratch its back because aksdjfa why so cute. FORGETS ALL ABOUT OBITO???]

AKSHUNZ lmao forever

[keepinganeyeout]

Hey, you want to take me on, you're going to l-

[Just. Stands there. Ignored. Sort of twitching a bit because Faito of the Century got interrupted for tummy rubs what the fuck.]

AKSHUNZ obito, what is your life

[akaaamaaaruuu]

[oh oh oh, there, Kiba, there, oh ye - no... wait... whines pitifully, sparing Obito another Deep & Meaningful glance, kicking his wee leg demonstratively because O... bi... to... you know... you want to... rub him... as well... O... bi... to... ]

AKSHUNZ ignored, that's what

[sitsondogs]

[Spares Obito a glance. He's kind of tiny, so... looks back at Akamaru and rubs his belly more. FINE AKAMARU. HE'LL BE CIVIL. For you. 8(]

You live with Sakura, Naruto, Ino, and Shikamaru. I smell them all over you.

AKSHUNZ >:(

[keepinganeyeout]

[Staring contest with Akamaru. Getting a bit weirded out now.]

I think your dog is coming on to me.

[...getting a lot weirded out now. Yes, he actually sniffs his arm. WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS COMMENT ON HIS SMELL? And maybe since he wants to know stuff, he'll behave too.]

Huh. Don't forget Rin, my teammate. So whose team are you on?

AKSHUNZ 8|||

[sitsondogs]

He just wants you to pet him.

[.............. FGT JUST APPRECIATE HIS CIVILITY.]

Hinata's. She's around, right?