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[keepinganeyeout]

Dear Diary,

God. So today sucked. I caught this bitch at school talking to the sexy mysterious new transfer student and then she actually leaned over and handed him a pencil! Their hands could have touched! I took care of it though - let’s just say that when she next goes to the ladies’, she’ll get the message. On a side note, why is it so much

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[betterthanthen]

...oh god.

[keepinganeyeout]

Hey Sakura. I've totally given up on this Biology homework. Can I have a quick look at yours? Just to check my answers? Not to copy. I know you have a thing about that. Definitely not to copy.

Oh and I'm so glad you went with the pink dye over the blue. It looks really cool.

[betterthanthen]

Just go along with it, it's better if I just go along with it. No, you can't. And flattery won't cut it either.

[keepinganeyeout]

But if I fail my dad will go crazy and kill me and I'll die a cold, lonely death that you could have prevented. No pressure Sakura, but my life is in your hands.

You wanna go out tonight? There's someone I want to stalk.

[betterthanthen]

Don't be so dramatic, Obito. No-one's going to kill you. Listen to my valuable advice.

Study.

[keepinganeyeout]

I don't have time! I've got to stand in the rain in the park for hours and think up words that rhyme with scarf. It'll be boring without you.

[betterthanthen]

Dwarf, barf.

[keepinganeyeout]

I was thinking something more...poetic.

Hey Sakura, how did Naruto get you to notice him? Since you guys have been together for ages now, I figure he must have done something right. It's for a friend.

[betterthanthen]

...

...I didn't do anything...

[keepinganeyeout]

I- I mean, my friend can't just not do anything though, he'll go insane. God I hope the answer isn't going blond.

[betterthanthen]

Don't be silly. Blonde would look horrible on you.

[keepinganeyeout]

I swear I'd do it if it meant he'd notice me!

[betterthanthen]

He? ...oh-ho Hmmm...why don't I make tea and you tell me all about that?

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[keepinganeyeout]

[Flopping dramatically on the sofa and burying his head into a cushion, so his declaration comes out somewhat muffled]

I like this guy at school except he thinks I'm a freak and I didn't even know I liked guys or robots 'til I met him and everything is really confusing.

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[betterthanthen]

[Appears with tea because that stuff just materializes in her hands sometimes, and sits down beside him.] Well...there's nothing wrong about liking guys. But how do you know he thinks that?

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[keepinganeyeout]

[Lifts his face out of the cushion to look pitifully at her] Because he said he didn't like my poems and to stop stalking him.